EASTENDERS 80 - weddings , funerals , births - fights - never a quiet time in the square

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Goodness me. What an end to this week

Zoe is dead 🙀🙀🙀🙀

Max is technically married but will get it annulled and will marry Linda (which I said about after NYD episode)

Puffs chest out with pride

Nicolas weird family hopefully won’t stay and her prem baby is huge as they always are

Priya is about to burst in real life so will be making a quick exit soon - tho we know she is back in 3mths for NYD and she’s the lady in bed with max

Penny is also due and guessing Vinny will work it out , that baby is Harry’s due to dates and obv all Eastenders prem baby’s are huge 😂

Or will it be a secret and come out years later. Nah I don’t think so

Still not sure why Jack has baby Ethan (we assume Pennys) so where are Vinny and penny - they can’t die as well ……

Or maybe Vinny kicks her out and she’s living with Jack

We also have the accident that max saves both jimmy and Ethan and wasnt there a broken window at the Vic ?

So what does happen there

Suki and Eve seem to be happily fostering

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who are both now dead so orphaned - do kinda feel for them as well

Oscar has slept with the both and with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Vicky and Ross got married and Joel is trying to be nice. Sure the teens will forgive him eventually

We know Amy bashed him over the head but no one else knows

Apart from Craig and Jack.

Craig is slimy and far too interested in Amy and Jack will flip when he finds out they’ve kissed

Will Ravi work out baby isn’t his and dump her and why priya is in Max’s bed

Shazza has been quite quiet really and kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well so she still rich

Phil has also been quiet tho getting ready for panto season soon so he will vanish

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Esp as just paid out £10k for Charlie’s cab

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

Havnt had much of Lexi Callum and Johnny so sure some plot /Jay will happen soon

Considering Jay promised Lola he would look after her and instead he buggered off and Lexi is living with her dads ex husband so step dad and new lover

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Kim is now married to her Howie

Denise is alive NYD and we know she has a donor so all ok there

Think that’s everyone - but feel free to add any plots I’ve missed

I missed that bit. Is that where /how she got the moneh

i I saw she gave the ring back

She told Craig to give her the 1K and she would pay him back .

I thought that too. That maybe she was trying to placate him enough to be able to hand him over after dealing with Denzel. Denzel is definitely getting suspicious that something fishy is going on. I think that's why Amy is acting all wooden. To show how she is so stuck under Craig's influence.

Least he hasn’t the money now
she won’t get it if 21

I did laugh at Kim''s Lord of the Rings comments !! 😁

Howie stole Penny’s ring from her mum and gave it to Kim I think , so he can keep out of it ! Lol
( when he was a postie that time )

I rem he stole a ring but not whose it was

Can I ask a question? It’s always puzzled me about the ages of the Slater granddaughters to Mo Harris. Her daughter was their mother Viv. The girls have always seemed too old to have a Nan of Mo’s age. Anyone got any insight?

I don’t know about the slater girls , but I can only assume that Viv had them young and with a small gap.

Ages never add up that well on EE.

Well that was a bundle of laughs (not)

The blue Peter reference was a low.
Poor Zoe, can’t even have a decent order of service.

I thought it was quite good tonight.

Max was actually talking a lot of sense to Amy. Shame Craig outsmarted him in the end!

Also, has anyone noticed the way Max runs is a bit strange?