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EASTENDERS 80 - weddings , funerals , births - fights - never a quiet time in the square

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/09/2026 23:15

Goodness me. What an end to this week

Zoe is dead 🙀🙀🙀🙀

Max is technically married but will get it annulled and will marry Linda (which I said about after NYD episode)

Puffs chest out with pride

Nicolas weird family hopefully won’t stay and her prem baby is huge as they always are

Priya is about to burst in real life so will be making a quick exit soon - tho we know she is back in 3mths for NYD and she’s the lady in bed with max

Penny is also due and guessing Vinny will work it out , that baby is Harry’s due to dates and obv all Eastenders prem baby’s are huge 😂

Or will it be a secret and come out years later. Nah I don’t think so

Still not sure why Jack has baby Ethan (we assume Pennys) so where are Vinny and penny - they can’t die as well ……

Or maybe Vinny kicks her out and she’s living with Jack

We also have the accident that max saves both jimmy and Ethan and wasnt there a broken window at the Vic ?

So what does happen there

Suki and Eve seem to be happily fostering

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who are both now dead so orphaned - do kinda feel for them as well

Oscar has slept with the both and with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Vicky and Ross got married and Joel is trying to be nice. Sure the teens will forgive him eventually

We know Amy bashed him over the head but no one else knows

Apart from Craig and Jack.

Craig is slimy and far too interested in Amy and Jack will flip when he finds out they’ve kissed

Will Ravi work out baby isn’t his and dump her and why priya is in Max’s bed

Shazza has been quite quiet really and kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well so she still rich

Phil has also been quiet tho getting ready for panto season soon so he will vanish

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Esp as just paid out £10k for Charlie’s cab

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

Havnt had much of Lexi Callum and Johnny so sure some plot /Jay will happen soon

Considering Jay promised Lola he would look after her and instead he buggered off and Lexi is living with her dads ex husband so step dad and new lover

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Kim is now married to her Howie

Denise is alive NYD and we know she has a donor so all ok there

Think that’s everyone - but feel free to add any plots I’ve missed

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SpanishFly · 09/10/2026 09:09

Finally one of the new family has a bit of a storyline. Ned is a wrongun

RosaNovella · 09/10/2026 09:47

Maddy Hill was very obviously pregnant
Filmed in August, pics of her and her bump arriving on set

The new family are not great actors, they are a bit cringe, particularly when Eyeliner woman and Nicola are in s scene together, she overacts

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 09:51

The could have made Gemma interesting by not being as mad and over the top, but they wanted another Tina Carter I bet and said be as mad as you like !
They left Megan behind at least ! She is probably just as bad as her mum!

Blondeshavemorefun · 09/10/2026 13:09

SpanishFly · 09/10/2026 09:09

Finally one of the new family has a bit of a storyline. Ned is a wrongun

Yes not impressed son is gay

I worked that out when we met him

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the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 13:22

I thought Ned wasn’t too bad to start with.
I was so wrong. I usually am though to be fair

TonyDancer · 10/10/2026 14:52

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/10/2026 19:48

Nancys bump couldn’t look more false if they tried

she gets up from sofa with ease

can walk down steps without holding on

and baby Ethan yesterday was HUGE

Yeh, he’s the same size as Vinnie

TonyDancer · 10/10/2026 15:07

Ned is eyeing Ian up for some cash. No doubt “Harry’s the real dad” will be the big Christmas Day reveal

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 15:23

Suki will tear into Penny if it turns out Vinny isn’t the baby’s dad. She won’t hold back at all.

TonyDancer · 10/10/2026 15:28

@the80sweregreat She so will. It doesn't take much for her to tear into people. Can’t wait

Blondeshavemorefun · 10/10/2026 17:16

I’m still shocked it was actress’s own bump. She seemed to walk abs move as if wasn’t preg

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Upwiththisiwillnotput · 10/10/2026 17:17

I think Maddie Hill is very fit in more ways than one 😉

RosaNovella · 10/10/2026 19:28

Blondeshavemorefun · 10/10/2026 17:16

I’m still shocked it was actress’s own bump. She seemed to walk abs move as if wasn’t preg

Really?
She looked like a normal 7 monthish pregnant woman to me

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 10/10/2026 19:41

I saw a reel from the BBC of her getting changed into her costume. The bump is hers!

Blondeshavemorefun · 10/10/2026 20:17

RosaNovella · 10/10/2026 19:28

Really?
She looked like a normal 7 monthish pregnant woman to me

Really ? Not the ones I know - nor me. I was huge tho has edema

she had such a small neat bump

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Blondeshavemorefun · 10/10/2026 20:18

But also the way she just got up from Linda sofa and walked down the steps of the house as well without holding on literally nimbly jumping down them

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rainbowruthie · 12/10/2026 20:02

"I'll iron this before I leave" - oh Amy, no just no.

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 13/10/2026 19:19

I’ve just realised- Ned is Den backwards..
Dirty Den
Nasty Ned?!

the80sweregreat · 13/10/2026 19:30

Oh yes. Ned , Den. Spooky 👻

the80sweregreat · 13/10/2026 19:40

Maybe this Ned is a distant relative of Den Watts?
There are many similarities !

rainbowruthie · 13/10/2026 20:01

Sheesh that was horrible

the80sweregreat · 13/10/2026 20:50

Kat is the gun person NYD ?
.. it would make sense that she thinks Max killed Zoe ?

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/10/2026 03:57

having your gay son beaten up is horrible

Ned is not nice

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the80sweregreat · 14/10/2026 04:34

When Kat discovers the truth I mean about Zoe! Which is bound to sooner or later even though max didn’t have anything to do with her dying.

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/10/2026 06:57

No, I don’t think CAIT would do that to tie up LAUREN and Minnie MAX son whose name is totally forgotten

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Blondeshavemorefun · 14/10/2026 06:58

Excuse the capitals that was done by Text talk

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