EASTENDERS 80 - weddings , funerals , births - fights - never a quiet time in the square

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Goodness me. What an end to this week

Zoe is dead 🙀🙀🙀🙀

Max is technically married but will get it annulled and will marry Linda (which I said about after NYD episode)

Puffs chest out with pride

Nicolas weird family hopefully won’t stay and her prem baby is huge as they always are

Priya is about to burst in real life so will be making a quick exit soon - tho we know she is back in 3mths for NYD and she’s the lady in bed with max

Penny is also due and guessing Vinny will work it out , that baby is Harry’s due to dates and obv all Eastenders prem baby’s are huge 😂

Or will it be a secret and come out years later. Nah I don’t think so

Still not sure why Jack has baby Ethan (we assume Pennys) so where are Vinny and penny - they can’t die as well ……

Or maybe Vinny kicks her out and she’s living with Jack

We also have the accident that max saves both jimmy and Ethan and wasnt there a broken window at the Vic ?

So what does happen there

Suki and Eve seem to be happily fostering

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who are both now dead so orphaned - do kinda feel for them as well

Oscar has slept with the both and with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Vicky and Ross got married and Joel is trying to be nice. Sure the teens will forgive him eventually

We know Amy bashed him over the head but no one else knows

Apart from Craig and Jack.

Craig is slimy and far too interested in Amy and Jack will flip when he finds out they’ve kissed

Will Ravi work out baby isn’t his and dump her and why priya is in Max’s bed

Shazza has been quite quiet really and kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well so she still rich

Phil has also been quiet tho getting ready for panto season soon so he will vanish

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Esp as just paid out £10k for Charlie’s cab

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

Havnt had much of Lexi Callum and Johnny so sure some plot /Jay will happen soon

Considering Jay promised Lola he would look after her and instead he buggered off and Lexi is living with her dads ex husband so step dad and new lover

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Kim is now married to her Howie

Denise is alive NYD and we know she has a donor so all ok there

Think that’s everyone - but feel free to add any plots I’ve missed

Maybe it will appear once that MNHQ have approved it

So Penny gave birth to a three month old baby.
The producers gave Zoe the bums rush pdq didn’t they. Jasmine can be the next to go. Such an angry character and the girl can’t act. Josh can stay. He’s nice. Loathed Oscar when he first appeared. Love him now though. Thank God there were no more Ian/Gray prison scenes. Utterly boring. No doubt Cindy will get some sort of revenge on Max

I don’t mind Josh, but he looks gormless compared to Oscar.

His wide legged trousers that are too short for him annoy me

I think they are called barrel leg trousers!

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You haven't put a "No Spoilers" in your title !

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

very unlike me

tho all should know to NEVER post spoilers on here

Nooooooo Linda cannot marry Max
Are we sure its him getting married?
Isn't there a chance....just a chance....that Mick will return??

Def max as NYD says max on invite

And obv NYD he’s the groom and says hopes to be back for the bride

After what happened with his marriage to Cindy , you would think Max would be skint to get married again so soon. Especially as the car was trashed by her and they never seem to sell any cars these days.

He sort of reappeared with his own money tree. Where had he been by the way? Surely he can’t be getting remarried only three months after marrying Cindy. Just as aside; I watched a YouTube video of Michelle Ryan returning to EE and meeting with the producer (?) who took her onto the set etc. I couldn’t believe how posh she is! Nothing like Zoe whatsoever. I was shocked.

I haven’t heard Zoe’s real speaking voice , but Lacey Turner on strictly last night was also well spoken and I was surprised. I guess that I expect them to sound like their characters ( which is obviously a bit of a presumption of mine)

He’s def getting married NYD

and guess as wedding is Annulled he can

I’m watching an hour early. I won’t reveal anything apart from what we have discussed before

the scaryness of how gigantic newborns are on EastEnders

ethan looks 3mths 😂 v the ickle baby I’m looking after at the moment who is just over a week old and diddy even at 7.5lbs

How come Denise has come home looking somewhat better?

Infuriating.

Dee had another round of chemo, so might be temporarily better.

I wasn't entirely watching how did Cindy get into the Gulati's flat. Love Cindy chasing Priya out of town 😂
Again just up sticks and go to Leeds, just like that!

Ethan would be the largest full term 3 month old newborn never mind premier.

Hate the new Ash.

Ethan is pretty big isn’t he! Sweet baby, but they can usually find a new born and obviously struggled with this casting!
Don’t like Ash much. For a Doctor she seems very flaky.

ginger. Cindy was in the mini mart and nugget told her to leave. She saw he had his keys on the counter and took them. Went through the wardrobe and found the DNA letter just like that.

Also no one ever seems concerned that someone else in their house who shouldn’t be

wasn’t Priya wondering how Cindy got in

how did Suki’s daughter do the same, she may have had her old key

Well we know she’s gotta go and preg in real life

tho now Ravi knows she doesn’t have to go

Don’t like new head ash

and suki likes sleeping with young totty

Does Lauren know that Peter slept with Suki?

I thought she didn't. But then, she didnt seem too bothered when Ash told her in last night's episode!

So is the point of that new family to just pull silly faces in the background