Just watched Friday's Eastenders and....................

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I NEED Jack Branning!!

God he is ugly in an attractive kinda way and if I was Tanya looking into Max's ugly mug I would piss myself at him - what right minded laydee would turn down a tumble in the sack with Jack for a chance to have Max back and get to run their fingers through Max's sparse gingery grey baldness every night?

Hee hee
Totally agree, he looks very dirty doesn't he? (Not Max, obv)

Yep - would like him to chuck me quite roughly up against a wall and have his very wicked dirty way with me!!! -

Thank god DH has taken DS to a birthday party - I was sitting there enraptured with him when he was defending Tanya.

YOu've obviously been thinking a lot about this

No contest between Jack and Max though.