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Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

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Halsall · 10/08/2026 22:02

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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@fourquenelles
@sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@Potterhead1985
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@Piggywaspushed
@GrandTheftWalrus
@LaMarschallin
@Davros
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith
@ohwhatfuckeryitistoride
@ShamedBySiri
@bungobungobungo
@ilovesooty
@Fransgran
@EsmaCannonball
@TheAutumnCrow

No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

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Piggywaspushed · 19/08/2026 20:19

Yes, Ill be catching up tomorrow again whilst killing time before GCSE results. ( not mine!)

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 20:57

Piggywaspushed · 19/08/2026 20:19

Yes, Ill be catching up tomorrow again whilst killing time before GCSE results. ( not mine!)

Good luck for tomorrow! When I was teaching I used to be a nervous wreck for results day.

Halsall · 19/08/2026 21:01

Evening all! Let’s see what delights lie in store for Round 2.

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Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:01

PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 20:16

I really want to slap whoever thought 9pm was a good time to put this on. Im shattered

I'll hold them while you slap them. I've been on the go since 5am and am wilting. *8pm is a much more civilised time

PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:03

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:01

I'll hold them while you slap them. I've been on the go since 5am and am wilting. *8pm is a much more civilised time

Thank you. And it is. Friday will be a much better evening.

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:03

Good evening @Halsall . Sorry to be so ungracious. And aggressive!

littlbrowndog · 19/08/2026 21:03

Had chilli tonight and Nigellas bitter orange ice cream. Omg how good is that

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 19/08/2026 21:04

Grace’s face just then!

Halsall · 19/08/2026 21:04

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:03

Good evening @Halsall . Sorry to be so ungracious. And aggressive!

No apology needed! 9pm is too late, I agree

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Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:04

I’m watching on my iPad in bed as it’s 10pm here. Worked from 8-3.30 on only 2 cups of coffee and 2 biscuits, and have already nodded off twice!

littlbrowndog · 19/08/2026 21:05

Shakira wears such nice jumpers

PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:06

I need matchsticks.

I was also bould and had pizza for dinner, so am more tired

Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:06

Just saying so you know if I go quiet I aren’t dead just asleep…

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:07

Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:04

I’m watching on my iPad in bed as it’s 10pm here. Worked from 8-3.30 on only 2 cups of coffee and 2 biscuits, and have already nodded off twice!

You're a better man than I, Gunga Din. I got through today on carbs, carbs and coffee. I wish I were in bed without the trouble of going.

Halsall · 19/08/2026 21:07

Elevate - aaaaand DRINK!

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PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:08

Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:06

Just saying so you know if I go quiet I aren’t dead just asleep…

You and me both. Or i am using a spoon to fight with a fly in my wine!! Merlot tonight.

Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:08

PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:08

You and me both. Or i am using a spoon to fight with a fly in my wine!! Merlot tonight.

“Full bodied red…”

littlbrowndog · 19/08/2026 21:09

Cat just screamed in moaning.

yesits raining. First time for weeks. He’s outraged. Weeks of staying out murdering small rodents

lettingthedaysgoby · 19/08/2026 21:10

The sheriff of stupidity more like

Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:10

Apple, banana and chocolate sounds terrible

littlbrowndog · 19/08/2026 21:10

Eek banana in a pudding 🤮

PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:10

littlbrowndog · 19/08/2026 21:09

Cat just screamed in moaning.

yesits raining. First time for weeks. He’s outraged. Weeks of staying out murdering small rodents

Dogs are going loopy here.

Baby food. Thanks for that Grace

Appalonia · 19/08/2026 21:11

Joe does love his pies!😂

Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:11

I could do with some rain, my car is filthy from all the dust

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:11

lettingthedaysgoby · 19/08/2026 21:10

The sheriff of stupidity more like

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He's obnoxious. Mind you, he'll probably seem more agreeable when Paddy McGuinness appears.