Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Here you go. Just popping in. I watched this earlier. Delighted to see the back of 'JMo'. Triumph of confidence over actual skill and competence. He should have been sent packing yesterday.

https://seemagetsbaked.com/recipe/butter-chicken/

Really enjoying this series so far.

I don't know a sigle one of next week's lot. I'm clearly watching all the wrong programmes on tv.

One of them is a Gladiator with clothes on which is always confusing.

And Nitin Ganatra who is pleasant to look upon.

I think I recognise the first one they showed - was he in East Enders? - but otherwise, nope. Not a scooby.

Too many o s in cook.

Night everyone and thanks for the craic! See you next week

I recognise the Eastenders guy but I don’t watch it

🤣🤣

Yes, he was Masood.

Next week Chuffs

Thank you! I might try it to compare.

Night all, have a good weekend!

Tuesday and Wednesday at 9 again next week (sorry)

And then Friday at 8.

I'm going on holiday on Tuesday. I might watch some of next week on iPlayer before I go if I have time on Monday.

Thanks Halsall, don’t worry, we don’t blame you for the timings!

Joe is obviously getting sympathy vote. Can't stand the way he walks back. Right decision for Jason to go.

Agree about Joe’s walk.. v irritating

Yes I like him!

Potter's Potterings!

So I have wine, hobnob cookies and PI Meanies (there was no Monster Munch) and am about to get stuck in.

Oh joy. Teams challenge. This always goes so well!! 🙄

Haha no pie!!

Ooh green aprons not blue.

Ooh slap me, yes please.

Fancy scotch egg!!!! I fear joe will feck this up.

Basic enough mains.

Annnd my favourite dessert. DONT feck this up.

Lot of extra noise in that kitchen!!

Loving Shakira in this task. Bossy.

Bit thick there Shakira. Will it cook.

Jesus one lot of eggs out and one only going in!!

Emily is PISSED!!

Shakira and Joe's does seemed to have turned out relatively well given theyve never done before.

Wtf is with Jays spuds!!! If I was served them in a restaurant I'd not be happy. And the leeks!!! Please tell me they send him home because he is a fucking useless disaster.

Raw potatoes. Lovely. You could break a tooth!!

Oh that red team chicken is barely there. Yikes.

Clean surface!. She is really on it is Shakira.

Don't whip that cream any more. It was already ready ffs.

Emily is going to kill Jay soon by the sound of it!!

Georgio wtf is a myracle?!

Ooh no that pudding is not set at all!!! Thats a shame when theyd been doing so well.

Jay and Emily's actually looks ok. First thing that does.

Whoop red won. Right decision. Haha Jason and washing up!!

Fuck right off with your 6-7 Joe ya bastard!!

Potter's Potterings Part 2

Now to the second half.

Jason looks like hes been crying.

No fecking clue who she is. I am clearly old!!

Oh lovely, Joes got a pie. We will never hear the end of this.

Emily's sounds tasty.

I have saved a few recipes off tiktok, but they can be hit and miss tbh. Some require a LOT of personal tweaks.

Sweet jesus, one thing I love about savory is you dont need to follow the recipe exactly but honestly Jason I think that was a key thing you SHOULD have followed ya twat!

Oh god that tart looks sickly. Id need a slice a 10th of the size shown there.
Spun sugar. Jesus thats a challenge for most people. Good luck Joe.

Peeling garlic can be a bastard alright Shakira. Some peel easier than others. And those 'hacks' are no use if you want only a couple cloves.

Ooh I LOVE butter chicken.

Ooh nice multitasking. Id either have sauce splashed everywhere or that glass bowl in pieces on the floor!!

Poor Grace every time Georgio shouts. She'll be deaf in her left ear by the end of the series!! 🤣

Emily's looks lovely. So does Shakira's - I have got the recipe and am going to make it I think. Jason's looks....ok. Joe's tart looks soso. Rough and ready. But fair fucks on the spun sugar.

Jesus, Grace's description of the tart!!

Jason HAS to be the one to go home. If he doesn't there is something wrong.

Thank fucking christ. It couldnt realistically have been anyone else.

Shakira!! 🤣🤣 it was his time though!!!

I think I vaguely remember the eastenders guy, and one of the girls from next week but other than that 🤷‍♀️.

See yiz Tuesday chuffs.

Love it!
Thanks, @PotterHead1985
It helps make up a bit for not being able to watch along with thread.

Haha! Thanks for a very enjoyable round-up @PotterHead1985!