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Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

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Halsall · 10/08/2026 22:02

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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@fourquenelles
@sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@Potterhead1985
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@Piggywaspushed
@GrandTheftWalrus
@LaMarschallin
@Davros
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith
@ohwhatfuckeryitistoride
@ShamedBySiri
@bungobungobungo
@ilovesooty
@Fransgran
@EsmaCannonball
@TheAutumnCrow

No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

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viques · 19/08/2026 21:27

TheDogsMother · 19/08/2026 21:27

Beloved ?

Talented, or was that MULTI talented……..

Halsall · 19/08/2026 21:27

Oh dear.

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TheDogsMother · 19/08/2026 21:28

Is he Northern ? I didn’t know that 🥱

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:28

I can't stand this blunt, Northern bloke schtick

ilovesooty · 19/08/2026 21:28

Evening all
I'm running a bit behind so watching on catch up.

PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:29

Pie. Id kinda laugh if Joe went out on this pie!!

littlbrowndog · 19/08/2026 21:29

Am northern. Scottish. Does that count

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:29

I never thought I'd hear Paddy mcGuinness and the adjective wholesome in a single sentence

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:31

littlbrowndog · 19/08/2026 21:29

Am northern. Scottish. Does that count

No

littlbrowndog · 19/08/2026 21:31

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:31

No

😂😂😂😢

viques · 19/08/2026 21:32

TheDogsMother · 19/08/2026 21:28

Is he Northern ? I didn’t know that 🥱

No, it’s an act, he’s from Hampstead.

I was sorting out some old odd socks the other day, and thought to myself, “Pop these old holey ex gardening socks under a bit of shop pastry with a drop of bisto and I reckon some idiot would lap it up”

Shame I’m not a celebrity.

Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:33

Boak. Mushroom pie

TheDogsMother · 19/08/2026 21:33

Jay’s pie sounds dreadful.

Halsall · 19/08/2026 21:34

TheDogsMother · 19/08/2026 21:33

Jay’s pie sounds dreadful.

It really does. Was just saying that (at some length) to DH.

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PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:34

Sunbird24 · 19/08/2026 21:33

Boak. Mushroom pie

This

SnowFrogJelly · 19/08/2026 21:35

So far.. finding it quite boring

not keen on new judge either

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:35

Emily's putting some love in her pie so that's alright then

PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:36

SnowFrogJelly · 19/08/2026 21:35

So far.. finding it quite boring

not keen on new judge either

😮

SnowFrogJelly · 19/08/2026 21:36

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:28

I can't stand this blunt, Northern bloke schtick

Agree!

viques · 19/08/2026 21:36

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:35

Emily's putting some love in her pie so that's alright then

I like Emily, she treats the food with respect ( except for eggs)

lettingthedaysgoby · 19/08/2026 21:37

viques · 19/08/2026 21:36

I like Emily, she treats the food with respect ( except for eggs)

Yes, she's top drawer...

Fransgran · 19/08/2026 21:38

viques · 19/08/2026 21:36

I like Emily, she treats the food with respect ( except for eggs)

I like her too. Her head is a work of art. She would be my favourite but that'd jinx her so I'm plumping for Joe Pasquale

PotterHead1985 · 19/08/2026 21:39

lettingthedaysgoby · 19/08/2026 21:37

Yes, she's top drawer...

🤣🤣

Steak and ale pie yes please. Ive an Angus and ale pie in my freezer actually.

SnowFrogJelly · 19/08/2026 21:39

Yes Emily is my fave

TheAutumnCrow · 19/08/2026 21:40

SnowFrogJelly · 19/08/2026 21:35

So far.. finding it quite boring

not keen on new judge either

DP’s not a fan but he can’t articulate why.