MAFSUSA Thread 3 NO SPOILERS - too much processing, not enough contraception ...

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Oh god - Rhonda! Just stop!

He can't be himself around you because you are a funcum Rhonda who sucks all joy out of him.

True. But he seems unnecessarily angry over it.

Pat listen to your inner voice. Please. 🙏

Piss off Rhonda.

She’s older though 37 or 38 so she thought the chances were less. Of pregnancy.

Oh fuck off Rhonda

Exactly.

She needs therapy. A lot of it.

What did she just ask? Hard to tell.

I mean me at that age was freaking out about becoming pregnant so used precautions.

I think she's had too much.

Rhonda? Are you getting off your leash Pat?!

Could be. She just seems very traumatised.

It's not normal life, Chad, IT'S A TV PROGRAMME!

That's not really a guarantee that it will take a while. And even if she is older, she still knows how unprotected sex works. Just because it may, possibly, take longer, doesn't mean it will.

Ooh, Belinda has grown a pair!

Belimda is really struggling with the concept of The Burning Man perhaps not being wholly honest with his wife about what the blokes spoke about between themselves.

Well we know that but she doesn’t seem to know that. I assume both her and Derrek realise by not using contraception that there’s a chance of pregnancy so it shouldn’t be a big surprise.

An ex colleague of mine got pregnant at 37 and a year later, her mum who’s in fertility (doctor) told her that was the “last safe chance age (37)” for women to get pregnant. She had the other baby as she wanted two.

Oh dear. Trouble in paradise.

Too much drinking and a dog in the bed do not romance make.

Ooh Chads eyes were angry there

Ex army. My ex fiance years ago was army and he got like that.

Has Chad learned anything from his previous marriages?

Apparently not.