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MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

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TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 08:19

Oh go on then…

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RobynRB · 18/05/2026 20:28

dillite · 18/05/2026 20:27

She knows that she will be a beard and doesn't want to be one.

What does this mean?

TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 20:28

dillite · 18/05/2026 20:27

She knows that she will be a beard and doesn't want to be one.

Poor woman

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/05/2026 20:28

he does sound gay

Gcn · 18/05/2026 20:29

Take it none of you are watching panorama then??

dillite · 18/05/2026 20:29

RobynRB · 18/05/2026 20:28

What does this mean?

Straight women that date gay men so that those men can appear straight are called beards

Enko · 18/05/2026 20:29

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/05/2026 20:25

Oh are you danish?!

Passport is stil Danish after 30odd years in the UK

My sister applied for the second married at first site in Denmark prior to it having aired here. She was almost picked in the last 12 women. I posted about it on here and were accused of being a plant trying to build up enthusiasm for the show in the UK that was due a few months later. I had never heard of it . It was the strangest feeling having your family member say they were going to marry a stranger. Im grateful she didnt get through.

TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 20:29

Gcn · 18/05/2026 20:29

Take it none of you are watching panorama then??

We can’t watch both at the same time

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/05/2026 20:29

RobynRB · 18/05/2026 20:28

What does this mean?

He’s gay but she’s his wife - eg for show. Whilst he shags other men behind her back or with her permission.

browneyes77 · 18/05/2026 20:29

Empress13 · 18/05/2026 20:24

We’re here for the drama not love 🤣

Yes, can we get this emotional crap over with and get to the juicy bits?

Which one is already preggers?
Who has a secret life?
Who has a crazy family member?
Is this Josh guy really gay?
When do the arguments and rows start?

These are the things we need to see.

And if we don’t get any crazy dinner parties, I may have to switch off.

IAmKerplunk · 18/05/2026 20:29

Wonder if there will be gay couples on this

RobynRB · 18/05/2026 20:29

dillite · 18/05/2026 20:29

Straight women that date gay men so that those men can appear straight are called beards

I did not know that. Thanks!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/05/2026 20:29

Enko · 18/05/2026 20:29

Passport is stil Danish after 30odd years in the UK

My sister applied for the second married at first site in Denmark prior to it having aired here. She was almost picked in the last 12 women. I posted about it on here and were accused of being a plant trying to build up enthusiasm for the show in the UK that was due a few months later. I had never heard of it . It was the strangest feeling having your family member say they were going to marry a stranger. Im grateful she didnt get through.

Oh that’s nice.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/05/2026 20:30

Okay i'm watching

Is it any good???

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 18/05/2026 20:30

Enko · 18/05/2026 20:29

Passport is stil Danish after 30odd years in the UK

My sister applied for the second married at first site in Denmark prior to it having aired here. She was almost picked in the last 12 women. I posted about it on here and were accused of being a plant trying to build up enthusiasm for the show in the UK that was due a few months later. I had never heard of it . It was the strangest feeling having your family member say they were going to marry a stranger. Im grateful she didnt get through.

Wow!

TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 20:30

dillite · 18/05/2026 20:29

Straight women that date gay men so that those men can appear straight are called beards

The men go to a lot of trouble to stop us from realising.

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/05/2026 20:30

browneyes77 · 18/05/2026 20:29

Yes, can we get this emotional crap over with and get to the juicy bits?

Which one is already preggers?
Who has a secret life?
Who has a crazy family member?
Is this Josh guy really gay?
When do the arguments and rows start?

These are the things we need to see.

And if we don’t get any crazy dinner parties, I may have to switch off.

There are no dinner parties 😭

Empress13 · 18/05/2026 20:30

Can’t see Dr Pepper and Pastor bringing much drama ! Alessandra and John they ain’t !

browneyes77 · 18/05/2026 20:30

TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 20:27

But we moan when there’s too much drama and no love!

Who’s ‘we’? 😂😂😂

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/05/2026 20:31

mumofoneAloneandwell · 18/05/2026 20:30

Okay i'm watching

Is it any good???

Hmmmm

Gcn · 18/05/2026 20:31

TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 20:29

We can’t watch both at the same time

This thread is so tone deaf - watch the panorama program then read it back.

RobynRB · 18/05/2026 20:31

That jacket is... interesting on the lady expert

IAmKerplunk · 18/05/2026 20:31

Enko · 18/05/2026 20:29

Passport is stil Danish after 30odd years in the UK

My sister applied for the second married at first site in Denmark prior to it having aired here. She was almost picked in the last 12 women. I posted about it on here and were accused of being a plant trying to build up enthusiasm for the show in the UK that was due a few months later. I had never heard of it . It was the strangest feeling having your family member say they were going to marry a stranger. Im grateful she didnt get through.

Oh wow! What’s the show like in Denmark? Has your sister met someone since? If she had got on the show would you have gone to the wedding?

Sorry for the questions 🙈

TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 20:31

Sapiosexuals 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 18/05/2026 20:32

Gcn · 18/05/2026 20:31

This thread is so tone deaf - watch the panorama program then read it back.

Why are you here if you don’t like the mafs format?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 18/05/2026 20:32

TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 20:31

Sapiosexuals 🙄🙄🙄🙄

I groaned too

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