MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

[TinselAngel]

Oh go on then…

I'm still not sure what's up with these two.

I just got some wine to relieve my boredom 🤣

This guy creeps me out

Earlier: Had a shag.
Now: Nothing

I can’t have wine on a school night - have lost a stone in the last 5 weeks and I need to keep going!

Is this the bride with the religious father?

There is definitely something about him that’s off

They had sex?!

Well done! That's very impressive.

This pair are chatting and all I can think is “Ooh I like that lovely pink iWatch band she’s wearing. Wonder where I can get one?”

* Goes off to internet shop*

I dont know. Im trying to make them look interesting.

Hugh Jackman plays a shepherd and he loves his flock. Every night he reads them a murder mystery. Then he gets murdered and it's up to the sheep to try and figure out who killed him. I won't say more than that, but it was touching, funny and really enjoyable

Woman - Flipping through the shirts - No, No

Man in blue shirt - <<Cough>>

"Er.. YES!"

Stop with the word salads. FFS.

Well done!!

Rhonda likes a beverage....good girl

🤮 I don’t like him either

These two are not making it either. They have no chat. No rizz. No nothing.

He's a right bore, this one

At least she's telling him.

Why can’t he fill the silences with question!

Good on her for calling him out!

These men are deadbeats.

I can’t believe she shagged him

They’re not getting along. Him and her are too different. But they’ve had sex.

This is painful to watch