MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

[TinselAngel]

Oh go on then…

😂😂😂

Map! Map! Map! Get thee to the pharmacy!!!

Oh. Is this where the drama is from?!

Ooh maybe!

Those claws. If I was a bloke, I would be petrified of getting castrated by them.

I was just thinking that - must be terrifying!

I see those sort of nails and think they must get so grimy underneath

Also, no prostate play for sure

Never mind that - imagine wiping your own arse or removing a tampon/mooncup with nails like that 😱

Or just poking through the paper. Nope, nope, nope

I like Chad. He seems nice.

How does she even remove a plug?

Why did the woman announce them like it was a boxing match?

Let's get ready to ruuuummmmmbbbbblllleeee!!!!

i wasn’t sure if this would be an easy thing in the states but it really is

doesn’t seem to have worked for the wife in the panorama episode but she did also say she wasn’t sure that was the night she got pregnant

Was that on the UK MAFS? I haven't watched panorama yet as saving it for the weekend.

I won’t say too much if you haven’t watched panorama yet but Shona UK makes an allegation and comments about having to take the MAP

This and your earlier comment about the US bride and MAP made me wonder if it was widely available in the US and I surprised it was readily available

I was out last night. I might get home in time to catch up tonight.

Here we go.

Got here in the nick of time!

I don't think Burning Man is floating her boat.

Im really not feeling this one so hope tonight will be the change
So far I dont like any of them much

How many adds?

Imagine being at this resort and seeing it all being filmed!

It wouldn’t mine to be honest

Where are they going to live? I'm assuming there isn't a block of flats like the other ones?