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MAFSUSA #1 NO SPOILERS They’ll take our MAFS out of our cold, dead hands y’all

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TinselAngel · 18/05/2026 08:19

Oh go on then…

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browneyes77 · 20/05/2026 20:55

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:55

There's a reason we are Virgos

😂😂😂

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:56

Map! Map! Map! Get thee to the pharmacy!!!

StaySpicy · 20/05/2026 20:56

Oh. Is this where the drama is from?!

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:58

Ooh maybe!

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:58

Those claws. If I was a bloke, I would be petrified of getting castrated by them.

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:58

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:58

Those claws. If I was a bloke, I would be petrified of getting castrated by them.

I was just thinking that - must be terrifying!

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 20:59

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:58

Those claws. If I was a bloke, I would be petrified of getting castrated by them.

I see those sort of nails and think they must get so grimy underneath

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:59

dapsnotplimsolls · 20/05/2026 20:58

I was just thinking that - must be terrifying!

Also, no prostate play for sure

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 21:01

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:59

Also, no prostate play for sure

Never mind that - imagine wiping your own arse or removing a tampon/mooncup with nails like that 😱

dillite · 20/05/2026 21:01

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 21:01

Never mind that - imagine wiping your own arse or removing a tampon/mooncup with nails like that 😱

Or just poking through the paper. Nope, nope, nope

Italiangreyhound · 20/05/2026 22:11

I like Chad. He seems nice.

RobynRB · 20/05/2026 23:26

IAmKerplunk · 20/05/2026 21:01

Never mind that - imagine wiping your own arse or removing a tampon/mooncup with nails like that 😱

How does she even remove a plug?

RobynRB · 20/05/2026 23:44

Why did the woman announce them like it was a boxing match?

Let's get ready to ruuuummmmmbbbbblllleeee!!!!

OnTheBoardwalk · 21/05/2026 14:13

dillite · 20/05/2026 20:56

Map! Map! Map! Get thee to the pharmacy!!!

i wasn’t sure if this would be an easy thing in the states but it really is

doesn’t seem to have worked for the wife in the panorama episode but she did also say she wasn’t sure that was the night she got pregnant

dillite · 21/05/2026 18:02

OnTheBoardwalk · 21/05/2026 14:13

i wasn’t sure if this would be an easy thing in the states but it really is

doesn’t seem to have worked for the wife in the panorama episode but she did also say she wasn’t sure that was the night she got pregnant

Was that on the UK MAFS? I haven't watched panorama yet as saving it for the weekend.

OnTheBoardwalk · 21/05/2026 18:46

dillite · 21/05/2026 18:02

Was that on the UK MAFS? I haven't watched panorama yet as saving it for the weekend.

I won’t say too much if you haven’t watched panorama yet but Shona UK makes an allegation and comments about having to take the MAP

This and your earlier comment about the US bride and MAP made me wonder if it was widely available in the US and I surprised it was readily available

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 21/05/2026 18:47

I was out last night. I might get home in time to catch up tonight.

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/05/2026 20:00

Here we go.

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:01

Got here in the nick of time!

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/05/2026 20:04

I don't think Burning Man is floating her boat.

Enko · 21/05/2026 20:04

Im really not feeling this one so hope tonight will be the change
So far I dont like any of them much

Enko · 21/05/2026 20:05

How many adds?

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:05

Imagine being at this resort and seeing it all being filmed!

IAmKerplunk · 21/05/2026 20:06

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/05/2026 20:04

I don't think Burning Man is floating her boat.

It wouldn’t mine to be honest

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/05/2026 20:06

Where are they going to live? I'm assuming there isn't a block of flats like the other ones?

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