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Eurovision Final 2026 Thread 2

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2026 21:27

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Fast800goingforit · 16/05/2026 23:00

I know Billy Joel doesn't particularly like it, but Piano Man is such a brilliant song. Far better than anything else we've heard tonight.

TightlyLacedCorset · 16/05/2026 23:00

Our house:

Sweden
Moldova
Ukraine
Greece
Belgium
Romania
Croatia
Denmark
Bulgaria
Czechia
Serbia
Austria

Didn't vote for Delta as I feel she'll already be in the winning streak!

RobynRB · 16/05/2026 23:00

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 22:57

Its 2 women a week killed by a partner. None of what you said is fine.

I'm just pointing out that I'm desensitized to song lyrics. There's much worse out there, Cannibal Corpse would make your head explode.

Iocanepowder · 16/05/2026 23:00

Always happy when Verka Seduchka turns up

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 23:00

Binglebong · 16/05/2026 22:58

No one rode a giant phallic this year. I suppose Choke Me was the most controversial thing they could think of. And listening to the rest of the lyrics it was definitely swxual violence, it's streaky nieve to think otherwise.

I was only half listening to it and even I heard the choke me lyrics.

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Binglebong · 16/05/2026 23:01

RobynRB · 16/05/2026 23:00

I'm just pointing out that I'm desensitized to song lyrics. There's much worse out there, Cannibal Corpse would make your head explode.

It's context though. This is a family show.

Fast800goingforit · 16/05/2026 23:01

RobynRB · 16/05/2026 23:00

I'm just pointing out that I'm desensitized to song lyrics. There's much worse out there, Cannibal Corpse would make your head explode.

That's appalling frankly.

QueenOfThorns · 16/05/2026 23:01

suki1964 · 16/05/2026 22:58

Have you heard the lyrics?

Yes. You think this is about mental health or whatever she claims?

Born for you to control, I want you to choke me
Ch-ch-ch-choke me, ch-ch-ch-choke me
Love me, make my lungs explode

GellerYeller · 16/05/2026 23:01

Yay Billy. Love this.

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 23:01

RobynRB · 16/05/2026 23:00

I'm just pointing out that I'm desensitized to song lyrics. There's much worse out there, Cannibal Corpse would make your head explode.

If you are desensitized to femicide you need to look at your life and question your choices.

newrubylane · 16/05/2026 23:01

suki1964 · 16/05/2026 22:56

And yet it has nothing to do with sexual/ violent choking

It obviously does, have you read the full lyrics?

The singer claims the the song is "a metaphor for the overwhelming pressure of societal expectations and her own inner struggles with anxiety".

I am not getting that from:

"Do what I say
And don't you ever betray me
You are here to obey me
Are you not?
[Chorus]
All I need is your love
I want it to choke me, choke me, choke me
Born for you to control, I want you to choke me
Ch-ch-ch-choke me, ch-ch-ch-choke me
Love me, make my lungs explode"

RobynRB · 16/05/2026 23:01

Binglebong · 16/05/2026 23:01

It's context though. This is a family show.

Yes, that's a fair point

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 23:02

Can I vote for this song 😍

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 23:03

Not enough accordions in this world

Petrolitis · 16/05/2026 23:03

QueenOfThorns · 16/05/2026 22:57

Do you believe that?

Not one bit!

Mysterian · 16/05/2026 23:03

Ive skipped the son bit but saw the little recaps. Sweden for me.

I do quite like ours, but I do have weird taste in music.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 16/05/2026 23:03

Oh i love this song and love my Billy Joel

SwedishEdith · 16/05/2026 23:03

Best song of the night.

CrushingOnRubies · 16/05/2026 23:03

That was a gorgeous rendition of Vienna

SixSevens · 16/05/2026 23:04

This singer wouldn’t make top ten… Who even are they?

DeftWasp · 16/05/2026 23:04

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 22:58

It has everything to do with it. Everything. Women are not free. Women are not safe.

Songs are written about dark subject matter, what do you think of "Ode to Billie Joe" (suicide) or American Pie (amongst other things murder and nuclear apocalypse) - good songs though....

Clearinguptheclutter · 16/05/2026 23:04

i can’t believe how late it goes on. Always starts 8pm UK time which is 9pm in most of Europe and it’s now midnight and the voting hasn’t even begun

HeathenPlayingHouse · 16/05/2026 23:04

This guy has a lovely voice, but I adore Billy Joel so I can’t help wishing he was singing it!

ScribblingPixie · 16/05/2026 23:04

Lovely Billy Joel slot. What an interesting story to include.

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