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Eurovision Final 2026 Thread 2

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RedToothBrush · 16/05/2026 21:27

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PlumpHobbit · 16/05/2026 21:50

I quite like Lithuania

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 16/05/2026 21:51

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 21:48

I was worried her milk maids would escape the metal bra

Dear Lord, remember the milk maids from a few years ago!

TheChosenTwo · 16/05/2026 21:51

I’ve never watched Eurovision, just flicked on as in in a hotel on my own - are they all terrible singers, is that the point?

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:51

At least Sweden hasn’t got loreen again

Pipsquiggle · 16/05/2026 21:51

How many songs are there?

PrincessScarlett · 16/05/2026 21:51

Graham is hilarious. Pointing out that these songs made it through the semi finals 🤣🤣

CrushingOnRubies · 16/05/2026 21:51

Oh yes Swedish Covid lady

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 21:51

CJFJ1 · 16/05/2026 21:49

I didn't realise the druid figures from The Traitors were entering Eurovision this year.

They were summoned by the Croatia covern

Prunemaster · 16/05/2026 21:51

I can tell you from experience, that that silver paint is going to be in his clothes for weeks.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:51

TheChosenTwo · 16/05/2026 21:51

I’ve never watched Eurovision, just flicked on as in in a hotel on my own - are they all terrible singers, is that the point?

Yes and yes

Fast800goingforit · 16/05/2026 21:51

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 16/05/2026 21:51

Dear Lord, remember the milk maids from a few years ago!

Probably 20 years ago!

CrushingOnRubies · 16/05/2026 21:51

Pipsquiggle · 16/05/2026 21:51

How many songs are there?

24

Raahh · 16/05/2026 21:51

Binglebong · 16/05/2026 21:49

Did subtitles just appear for everyone?!

Yes! I thought --in my tipsy state- I had sat on the remote.

PrincessScarlett · 16/05/2026 21:51

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:51

At least Sweden hasn’t got loreen again

Oh but Loreen does always bring a banger of a tune.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:51

ChardonnaysBeastlyCat · 16/05/2026 21:51

Dear Lord, remember the milk maids from a few years ago!

Even I recall the milk maids

dreaminglife · 16/05/2026 21:52

What is with the large number of semi satanic performances?

CrushingOnRubies · 16/05/2026 21:52

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:51

Yes and yes

Yes pretty much! And as Graham said these have made it through a semi final. There were worse

Thiswasanescapeplan · 16/05/2026 21:52

Prunemaster · 16/05/2026 21:51

I can tell you from experience, that that silver paint is going to be in his clothes for weeks.

Him and the gold guy in the greece act can start a support group

TightlyLacedCorset · 16/05/2026 21:52

TheChosenTwo · 16/05/2026 21:51

I’ve never watched Eurovision, just flicked on as in in a hotel on my own - are they all terrible singers, is that the point?

Welcome

It's a vibe you have to become attuned to. Then you'll get the Eurovision sound

mumofoneAloneandwell · 16/05/2026 21:52

Has this one got covid then?

Raahh · 16/05/2026 21:52

Covid woman.

She ain't giving up the masks.

OublietteBravo · 16/05/2026 21:52

Lithuania are very A-level drama performance art

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:52

PrincessScarlett · 16/05/2026 21:51

Oh but Loreen does always bring a banger of a tune.

She’s annoying though. Writhing around in bondage

columnatedruinsdomino · 16/05/2026 21:52

lol Graham, it could be Cheryl or Jane MacDonald

HeathenPlayingHouse · 16/05/2026 21:52

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 16/05/2026 21:51

Even I recall the milk maids

Were those the butter churners?

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