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MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell!

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dillite · 13/05/2026 20:09

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show.

Far out Brussel Sprouts!

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dillite · 14/05/2026 22:50

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:50

Are they encased in a trench shaped box with a soldiers helmet and a gun as extras?

And come with Big English Bollocks

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:51

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:49

Please tell me that’s a joke

nope.

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:51

EmeraldShamrock000 · 14/05/2026 22:50

Someone on an earlier thread posted that she was born without a chin, had a lot of different surgeries, that would not have been easy throughout school etc.

Yes I read about that somewhere.

I think her insecurities probably stem from that.

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:51

murasaki · 14/05/2026 22:50

Probably called the Danaconda.

🐍 😂

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:51

I knew a guy who actually got his dick encased in rubber, to make a rubber mold of it, so he could create a dildo out of it...!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:51

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:48

That’s what they’ve showed tonight on ATDP

i couldn’t mention it before as a spoiler but it’s been around at least 3-4 weeks.

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:52

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:50

Do they shout "DYERKNAWHATIMEEEEAN" at the moment of climax?

Ewwww. My fanny just emigrated to Mars.

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:52

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:51

I knew a guy who actually got his dick encased in rubber, to make a rubber mold of it, so he could create a dildo out of it...!

An ex best friend of mine did that with her boyfriend’s dick. Why?!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:52

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:51

I knew a guy who actually got his dick encased in rubber, to make a rubber mold of it, so he could create a dildo out of it...!

Conceited? Much? 😳😳

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:53

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:51

i couldn’t mention it before as a spoiler but it’s been around at least 3-4 weeks.

Yeah I’d seen it a couple of weeks ago, but didn’t mention it either 😂

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:53

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:52

Conceited? Much? 😳😳

Tbf it was a pretty big one!!!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:53

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:51

Yes I read about that somewhere.

I think her insecurities probably stem from that.

I’ve seen a picture (cba to search now) and it’s not that bad, just looks like a wide and fat jaw/chin.

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:53

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:51

i couldn’t mention it before as a spoiler but it’s been around at least 3-4 weeks.

But the timing of it! He finished that filming then went back to their apartment got some photos of them, wrote a post it and told her he was falling in love with her! That’s psycho behaviour

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:54

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:52

An ex best friend of mine did that with her boyfriend’s dick. Why?!

Suggested this to DH, in case he dies. But he says his cock dies with him....

Denim4ever · 14/05/2026 22:54

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:48

I think she already had a lot of insecurities.

Danny didn’t cause them but he added to them and made them worse.

True and his behaviour won't help at all with insecurities going forward

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:55

It's a lot baaaybe. It's too much. It's just a lot babe.

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murasaki · 14/05/2026 22:55

Alissa doesn't see anything wrong with her behaviour at all.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:55

Shes learnt so much. Baaabe

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:56

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:54

Suggested this to DH, in case he dies. But he says his cock dies with him....

He can't object once he's dead 😉

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IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:56

The presenters don’t like her 😂

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:56

This is the artist that does the body casting

Examples Galleries - Brighton Body Casting share.google/VXTntoRnH6uyE1W6U

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:57

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:53

But the timing of it! He finished that filming then went back to their apartment got some photos of them, wrote a post it and told her he was falling in love with her! That’s psycho behaviour

Very psycho. I swear I said here a while ago that I didn’t trust him and not like him but you lot talked me round! I was right!

murasaki · 14/05/2026 22:57

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:56

This is the artist that does the body casting

Examples Galleries - Brighton Body Casting share.google/VXTntoRnH6uyE1W6U

Well of course it's in Brighton.

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:58

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:57

Very psycho. I swear I said here a while ago that I didn’t trust him and not like him but you lot talked me round! I was right!

I was not one of those people 😂

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:58

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:56

This is the artist that does the body casting

Examples Galleries - Brighton Body Casting share.google/VXTntoRnH6uyE1W6U

That looks like it could be very uncomfortable

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