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MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell!

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dillite · 13/05/2026 20:09

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show.

Far out Brussel Sprouts!

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:45

Danny better start digging a trench. Now

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:45

Ophir · 14/05/2026 22:43

But it’s her who’s been awful

The stuff we’ve seen come out of Danny’s mouth is far worse than stuff Bec has said

murasaki · 14/05/2026 22:45

Gia must be loving this, she's being overtaken at speed in the 'top cunt' competition.

Denim4ever · 14/05/2026 22:45

I really want to believe Danny caused her insecurities and melt downs, but I think she probably would have bought drama anyway.

Still feel sorry for her though

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:46

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:45

The stuff we’ve seen come out of Danny’s mouth is far worse than stuff Bec has said

He's actually really nasty.

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:46

Danny is a pig. Absolute pig. There better be more unseen footage showing more of his true self.

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IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:46

Stevo keeping his mouth shut about Danny. Coward again

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:47

I love posted and roasted 🙈😂

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:47

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:47

I love posted and roasted 🙈😂

They are so on - point!

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:47

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:46

Danny is a pig. Absolute pig. There better be more unseen footage showing more of his true self.

There was loads last time I looked on insta. One was a video calling out MAFS for not finding him a decent woman bride rather than Bec. Makes me ashamed to be English.

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:48

Denim4ever · 14/05/2026 22:45

I really want to believe Danny caused her insecurities and melt downs, but I think she probably would have bought drama anyway.

Still feel sorry for her though

I think she already had a lot of insecurities.

Danny didn’t cause them but he added to them and made them worse.

Enko · 14/05/2026 22:48

Aww we wont get a thread name about kissing trouts

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:48

Danny is selling his own range of vibrators. Do not buy one!

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:48

Stevie Wonder 😂

murasaki · 14/05/2026 22:48

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:47

They are so on - point!

It's like this thread got allowed on the telly.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:48

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:46

He's actually really nasty.

I agree.

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:48

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:47

There was loads last time I looked on insta. One was a video calling out MAFS for not finding him a decent woman bride rather than Bec. Makes me ashamed to be English.

That’s what they’ve showed tonight on ATDP

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:49

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:48

Danny is selling his own range of vibrators. Do not buy one!

Noooo!! That has to be a joke surely? Are they modelled on his own todger?

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:49

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:48

Danny is selling his own range of vibrators. Do not buy one!

Please tell me that’s a joke

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:50

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:48

Danny is selling his own range of vibrators. Do not buy one!

Are they encased in a trench shaped box with a soldiers helmet and a gun as extras?

murasaki · 14/05/2026 22:50

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:49

Please tell me that’s a joke

Probably called the Danaconda.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 14/05/2026 22:50

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:48

I think she already had a lot of insecurities.

Danny didn’t cause them but he added to them and made them worse.

Someone on an earlier thread posted that she was born without a chin, had a lot of different surgeries, that would not have been easy throughout school etc.

Ophir · 14/05/2026 22:50

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 22:49

Noooo!! That has to be a joke surely? Are they modelled on his own todger?

The Danaconda, for your solo pleasure

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:50

dillite · 14/05/2026 22:32

Is Cole's like Spoons?

It’s a grocery store. Like a supermarket

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:50

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:48

Danny is selling his own range of vibrators. Do not buy one!

Do they shout "DYERKNAWHATIMEEEEAN" at the moment of climax?

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