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MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell!

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dillite · 13/05/2026 20:09

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show.

Far out Brussel Sprouts!

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IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 22:58

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:57

Very psycho. I swear I said here a while ago that I didn’t trust him and not like him but you lot talked me round! I was right!

Never listen to me about men - there’s a reason I am staying single 😂

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 22:58

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 14/05/2026 22:57

Very psycho. I swear I said here a while ago that I didn’t trust him and not like him but you lot talked me round! I was right!

You were right! Feel like he gaslit me as well. Might need some therapy...

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 22:59

The only way Alissa will learn to listen going forward, is if someone put a gag in her mouth and held her ears open

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:00

There's something about Alissa's voice that sounds Mancunian to me. Weird

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 23:00

I believe David

dillite · 14/05/2026 23:01

Yes you did want to have the final say. Yes you were pissed off. Stop lying.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:01

dillite · 14/05/2026 23:01

Yes you did want to have the final say. Yes you were pissed off. Stop lying.

So true!

Appalonia · 14/05/2026 23:01

God she just doesn't shut up!

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 23:02

They all move on and find love so quickly!

dillite · 14/05/2026 23:02

David is slutting it about and enjoying the fame whilst it lasts

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murasaki · 14/05/2026 23:02

Maybe her new boyfriend is deaf.

Or he soon will be when he sticks knitting needles in his ear drums.

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 23:03

I really don’t need to see Stella & Filip again

They’re happy, engaged bla bla bla

I want drama and chaos only 😂

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:03

dillite · 14/05/2026 23:02

David is slutting it about and enjoying the fame whilst it lasts

With those shoulders/pecs/abs he us within his rights, tbf

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:04

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 23:03

I really don’t need to see Stella & Filip again

They’re happy, engaged bla bla bla

I want drama and chaos only 😂

Yeah, nice but...dull

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 23:04

@browneyes77 I agree but I am determined to see this through to the end! 💪

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:05

murasaki · 14/05/2026 23:02

Maybe her new boyfriend is deaf.

Or he soon will be when he sticks knitting needles in his ear drums.

He lives in Fraggle Rock. They both do now

browneyes77 · 14/05/2026 23:05

IAmKerplunk · 14/05/2026 23:04

@browneyes77 I agree but I am determined to see this through to the end! 💪

I’m only staying until the end, in case there’s some other cheeky clips they throw in 😂

RodJaneandBungle · 14/05/2026 23:05

Alyssa still with the bitchy put downs to David - never known a love like it, sooo happy right now blah

TitsInAbsentia · 14/05/2026 23:06

I was just thinking yeah we'll see how long it lasts baaaaaaaaaaaabe!

Denim4ever · 14/05/2026 23:07

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:03

With those shoulders/pecs/abs he us within his rights, tbf

Although the knitted/crochet tank top was a bit 70s knitting pattern and those white, too short, too see through trousers at final vows were distracting in the wrong way

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:08

I think Alissa is definitely a Jim Henson creation. The AI is amazing now.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:09

Denim4ever · 14/05/2026 23:07

Although the knitted/crochet tank top was a bit 70s knitting pattern and those white, too short, too see through trousers at final vows were distracting in the wrong way

Yeah, the bad clothes are an issue. Take them off, I say!

dillite · 14/05/2026 23:10

Stella's definitely purchased herself some new funbags

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/05/2026 23:11

dillite · 14/05/2026 23:10

Stella's definitely purchased herself some new funbags

The wages of fame

Denim4ever · 14/05/2026 23:11

Re Alissa - I still see Barbie in the closing credits of Toy Story 2 and I thought that even before we found out she had her picture at the airport

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