Page 40 | MAFS#21 NO SPOILERS- Take the ice machine out the stable and the bog roll out the trees, final vows are over and it’s onwards to the reunion shitshow…

StaySpicy · 13/05/2026 20:12

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:10

So is the cat in the Simpsons

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Snowball IV!

dlcy · 13/05/2026 20:12

He’s such a fucking dick this guy

dlcy · 13/05/2026 20:13

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:12

BB has thus far failed in his surrogacy venture

How so?

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:13

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:12

Are you allowed to be a widower? That's always a solution.

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A widower can become a Catholic priest.

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:13

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:12

Oh god, BB has been allowed to have a daughter. God help her

This is the one that he was having with his friend so was already on the way

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:13

StaySpicy · 13/05/2026 20:12

Snowball IV!

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Yes!

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:13

dlcy · 13/05/2026 20:13

How so?

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She hasn’t managed to get pregnant yet

FuzzyPuffling · 13/05/2026 20:13

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:12

Are you allowed to be a widower? That's always a solution.

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And you'd have a whole churchyard not just a patio....

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:13

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:12

BB has thus far failed in his surrogacy venture

Thank God! Was this the other BOGOF baby hes talking about then?

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:14

I forgot to add the thread number but hey ho

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5529432-mafsaus-the-finale-once-again-we-have-done-it-just-like-david-we-have-found-our-voices-just-like-danny-we-fought-in-the-trenches-just-like-scott-our-pets-have-been-freed-of-the-mental-abuse-that-is-mafsaus-until-next-time-farewell

MAFSAUS THE FINALE. Once again, we have done it. Just like David, we have found our voices. Just like Danny, we fought in the trenches. Just like Scott, our pets have been freed of the mental abuse that is MAFSAUS. Until next time. Farewell! | Mumsnet

Who are we kidding, we will all be here in a week's time for the US version of this shit show. Far out Brussel Sprouts!

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5529432-mafsaus-the-finale-once-again-we-have-done-it-just-like-david-we-have-found-our-voices-just-like-danny-we-fought-in-the-trenches-just-like-scott-our-pets-have-been-freed-of-the-mental-abuse-that-is-mafsaus-until-next-time-farewell

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:14

Has anyone seen the new Andrex advert? About labour poo?

StaySpicy · 13/05/2026 20:14

I imagine this is the child he gathered for the lesbian couple, as that was imminent when he was on the show, right? So is he really running on 4 hours' sleep a night? There are 3 of them to look after the little girl!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:14

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:14

I forgot to add the thread number but hey ho

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5529432-mafsaus-the-finale-once-again-we-have-done-it-just-like-david-we-have-found-our-voices-just-like-danny-we-fought-in-the-trenches-just-like-scott-our-pets-have-been-freed-of-the-mental-abuse-that-is-mafsaus-until-next-time-farewell

Thank you!

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:14

FuzzyPuffling · 13/05/2026 20:13

And you'd have a whole churchyard not just a patio....

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See. It's definitely a possibility. We like options.

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:15

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:14

Has anyone seen the new Andrex advert? About labour poo?

The what?

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:15

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:13

Thank God! Was this the other BOGOF baby hes talking about then?

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This is the one in Colombia - the woman there hasn’t managed to get pregnant yet

Enko · 13/05/2026 20:15

I do like seeing the weddings again for the last session. At least this year we had noone drop their bride (for us to hear about for ever)

landlordhell · 13/05/2026 20:15

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:04

That’s Protestant, c of e, Anglican. Catholics definitely cannot marry. Most nuns are Catholic. All priests are generally Catholic.

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Unless they are married when they convert. I know of one with a wife and children. He converted from C of E vicar to Catholic priest because he didn’t agree with female vicars being introduced. What a charmer!

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 13/05/2026 20:15

I’m no prude but that snog between David and Alissa was too much

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:15

StaySpicy · 13/05/2026 20:12

Snowball IV!

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The first cat the white one died in a car crash before the series began but she’s often referred to. I feel sad now.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:16

landlordhell · 13/05/2026 20:15

Unless they are married when they convert. I know of one with a wife and children. He converted from C of E vicar to Catholic priest because he didn’t agree with female vicars being introduced. What a charmer!

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Yeah they can do that. I’ve not heard of it much though.

landlordhell · 13/05/2026 20:16

No Brook or Chris either but no mention?

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:16

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:15

The first cat the white one died in a car crash before the series began but she’s often referred to. I feel sad now.

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Oh no

landlordhell · 13/05/2026 20:17

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:16

Yeah they can do that. I’ve not heard of it much though.

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It’s totally out of order that he gets to have his cake and eat it while the others don’t.

FuzzyPuffling · 13/05/2026 20:17

I am reminded how much I had forgotten about most of these people.