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MAFS#21 NO SPOILERS- Take the ice machine out the stable and the bog roll out the trees, final vows are over and it’s onwards to the reunion shitshow…

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TinselAngel · 11/05/2026 21:15

Off we go…

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IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:00

dillite · 13/05/2026 19:59

Becuse that app is the worst

So annoying!

Much as I hate the tv licence fee the iplayer is second to none and I never have any problems with it!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:00

dillite · 13/05/2026 19:59

Are nuns not allowed to shag priests? Aren't the priests allowed to have wives?

No and no.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:01

dillite · 13/05/2026 19:59

Are nuns not allowed to shag priests? Aren't the priests allowed to have wives?

That’s not to say this never happens…. Lots of priests have kids

EmeraldShamrock000 · 13/05/2026 20:01

JellyBeanSpring25 · 13/05/2026 16:48

This is the photo Steph sent Danny telling him of a boat trip that got Bec all in a lather 🫣

Bec is truly bonkers, she’ll apologise again, give it the usual amount of excuses, sibs, sighs and continue to be a nutcracker who nobody wants to have a drink with.

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:01

dillite · 13/05/2026 19:59

Are nuns not allowed to shag priests? Aren't the priests allowed to have wives?

They all take a vow of celibacy don’t they? Not that it stops them

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:01

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:00

So annoying!

Much as I hate the tv licence fee the iplayer is second to none and I never have any problems with it!

Same. Love Iplayer.

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:01

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 19:59

So Danny isn’t in it tonight correct? Disappointing

Can't say I am sad not to see him again. As a man that fought in the trenches and is from east London, he's too much of a man for the sofas.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:01

FuzzyPuffling · 13/05/2026 19:49

It's easy to tell the difference. ..The Simpsons have decent, honest, loving relationships.

Edited

And Homer is more intelligent than most of the MaFS participants

MyGhastIsFlabbered · 13/05/2026 20:02

Checking in with DC

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:02

I hate to say it but I won’t be sorry when this ends.

landlordhell · 13/05/2026 20:02

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 19:26

I just checked it is on at 8pm tonight, I rushed dinner for that too!

Me too. Poor dog got pulled around for her walk!

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:03

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:01

That’s not to say this never happens…. Lots of priests have kids

Or does it depend on which church they belong to? Because I work with a woman whose husband is a vicar.

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:03

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:01

Can't say I am sad not to see him again. As a man that fought in the trenches and is from east London, he's too much of a man for the sofas.

He’s probably stuck in a room somewhere trying to work out how to get out alive

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:03

Mel looks beautiful. Again

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:03

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:03

He’s probably stuck in a room somewhere trying to work out how to get out alive

Blinking his way free

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:04

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:03

Or does it depend on which church they belong to? Because I work with a woman whose husband is a vicar.

That’s Protestant, c of e, Anglican. Catholics definitely cannot marry. Most nuns are Catholic. All priests are generally Catholic.

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:04

Stevo looks petrified!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 13/05/2026 20:04

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:03

Blinking his way free

🤣🤣

StaySpicy · 13/05/2026 20:04

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:03

Or does it depend on which church they belong to? Because I work with a woman whose husband is a vicar.

Catholic vs Church of England.

Catholic is no marriage for priests or nuns. Anglican is fine.

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:04

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:03

Blinking his way free

Maybe it’s actually morse code he is trying to blink!

RodJaneandBungle · 13/05/2026 20:04

Gutless Danny. I thought he was a MAN

dillite · 13/05/2026 20:05

StaySpicy · 13/05/2026 20:04

Catholic vs Church of England.

Catholic is no marriage for priests or nuns. Anglican is fine.

Ah yes. Henry the eight and his hissy fit.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 13/05/2026 20:05

landlordhell · 13/05/2026 20:02

Me too. Poor dog got pulled around for her walk!

My cat has only just calmed down from hiding under the sofa whilst there was thunder earlier.

IAmKerplunk · 13/05/2026 20:05

Who isn’t there?

Danny
Brook
Chris

dlcy · 13/05/2026 20:05

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