MAFS#21 NO SPOILERS- Take the ice machine out the stable and the bog roll out the trees, final vows are over and it’s onwards to the reunion shitshow…

[TinselAngel]

Off we go…

Never say never …

Wow only just finished watching.
Will someone take the booze away from Bec! She was swigging that Prosecco like mouthwash. I don’t care if Danny acted dishonestly, she is a vulgar loudmouth who delights in other’s misfortune and is not ready for any type of relationship.
Well done to David for not weakening with Alissa. She is so used to getting her way, she was truly shaken to see him stand his ground. He should have walked away at the altar when she demanded the proposal.
Loved that Steph didn’t give a shit about Bec. What of it? They’re single! Bec’s behavioir at the grass is greener task was far worse and ahe was in a relationship.
Tyson is Gia’s latest puppet I see….
Looking forward to tomorrow.

It's almost as bad as the football camps one where the voice over person can't say football properly. What is 'fut bull'?

I agree. I feel sorry for Bec and Danny is a bit shallow and cocky, but essentially they were both determined to stay in a kind of badge of honour must stay in the experiment way and he blinked first/had enough of it once he got back to home turf. Seeing Steph was a bit stupid and Bec not being able to rise above it was so sadly predictable.

BB’s lips had deflated somewhat. Shame Jules didn’t wear her Bertie Bassett hat. I’m catching up and they’re going into the dinner party; Danny’s blink rate has gone crazy so I think he’s anticipating a savaging from Bec

Did Alissa come straight from the swimming pool?

Just caught up. Did I mishear? I thought Steph said she was flirting with Joel?

Bec, a fish wife to the bitter end!

That weird power play alissa pulled at the wedding came home to roost. David was polite about it, but, sod that.

Still behind. Stopped to help youngest with revision.

Don’t know much about his backstory. Is he East London?? Or is he like Lewis Hamilton saying he’s from ‘the slums’. No, mate, you’re from a detached house in Home Counties.

She’s definitely bitter, we’re all agreed with that.

So you’re shouting the same as me then 😂😂

Tyson is pathetic. I said i was a terrible judge of character!

And there is something about Joel that i just find so boring.

Alissa’s extensions looked awful tonight like stringy rats tails. So pleased David finally got a chance to get his point across

Was anyone else as confused as me as to why Stevo and Rach split after vows? Make it make sense!

Well done ! How did you do it?

He's from Norfolk. Danny is about as cockney and from East London as JLo is from the Bronx

He couldn’t be arsed.

I think he knew really, but didn’t want to destroy her by saying no at the vows

Which I think was fair enough

Stevo, just like Danny, is another gutless coward who would rather stay on the show stringing his partner along instead of leaving. Neither had any interest in their other halves but both were more than happy to stay for 3 months just so that they wouldn't appear like the bad guys.

And Bec and Rachel are delusional idiots who can't tell that a bloke isn't into them even when that bloke is bringing along an entire parade to shout about it.

Danny should have walked away from Bec after the 2nd time she got drunk and shouty and extremely rude to others. 1st time, yeah, maybe a blip, but 2nd? Nah, he should have been out of there.

Steve has had the ick from Rach from day one. I'd go as far as to say he barely conceals his disgust.

I'd like to know exactly what kind of business (especially a newly-started business as Steven's is) is so intense that its owner can't hold down a relationship, yet also allows him to take three months off to go on telly to pretend to be married?

He's from Stevenage and went to a private sixth form college in Cambridge. CATS college, which is more for overseas students. So I don't know what that was about

I imagine with Hamilton they were prepared to be flexible re his racing, whereas a state college might not.