MAFS#21 NO SPOILERS- Take the ice machine out the stable and the bog roll out the trees, final vows are over and it’s onwards to the reunion shitshow…

[TinselAngel]

Off we go…

Just have Celebs go Dating on in the background.

And Lucinda just said she’s ’hurtling towards 46’.

I love her, but I can’t believe she’s a couple of years younger than me!!

(And now she’s talking about ‘dancing and flirting with the sausage’ 🤣🤣🤣)

Not sure I can do MAFSUSA but I cannot wait for Love Island! That said I’m going to miss the evening MN banter so I may have to do MAFSUSA, even though I think it will drive me more bats than Bec.

Fill me in on which Steven we are talking about up thread, I missed the last 40 mins

The Rachel one. The older one barely got a look in.

I don't watch LI - too much of an inferiority complex!

I don’t think I could watch without these threads now 🙈

At 48 I feel a bit wrong watching Love Island.

Like these people are young enough to be my kids 🤣

But part of me likes to watch now I have years of wisdom underneath my belt, so I can shout “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT BULLSHIT!! YOU’LL LEARN!!” 😂

MAFSUS?? Nobody tell DH! but if you lot will be there Id get FOMO if I didnt....

Fell asleep. Woke up. Re -wound and saw Steph arriving in shat looks like a napkin!

Sssshhhhh now, i’m
nearly a decade older than you! 🤣

So, we had lots of talk about snacks on this thread , but I want to announce that I've lost ELEVEN POUNDS in the last month on my low carb diet!

Hooray for steak, asparagus, Strawberries and cream!!

Woohoo! Well done!

Are there carbs in wine? Asking for a friend …

Late again, folks. Just starting.

David seems like a different person! Got his humour back. Lovely glow. Realise now how low and grey he must’ve felt with Alissa.

Is Stevo really milking the show? Is he with anyone? I thought he’s the type who just couldn’t be arsed about anything but boats. I sensed if Rachel had bought them a house near the boat, moved him in, washed his pants and cooked his dinner, he’d go along with it. But not the type to make the effort. Though maybe he just wasn’t into her.

Congratulations, good for you. ❤️

I loved David not giving in. So funny to see how angry she was getting!

Alissa just dropped seven babes on Bec alone! Drink times seven

Her mother said she Alissa was too full on for her, what chance did David have.

I think Steve is a bit frightened of Rachel's intensity. They might make it

I wasn't keen on her mother, all that biological clock guilt tripping

I really hate the gambling app ad in between this show!

Because dress really is awful - I do think it’s a beach sarong. It’s not flattering and she keeps having to check it’s still stuck to her

Im telling everyone i know i won't be watching MAFSUSA but who am I kidding!

It about as likely as me making it with Jason Momoa

I’m wondering if Rachel has become a mother-figure to Steve, and now he’s emotionally dependent on her.That may work between them in a weird way.

Tyson is a nasty little drip.