MAFS AUS #20. NO SPOILERS! He loves her, he loves her not. He shags her, he shags her not. Danaconda has been lying, Bec-zilla is too delusional to see the truth. Gia is done before she's even started. Steve is there for the salad and the drama.

[dillite]

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Ohhh...forest.

I think this is going to be a really slow episode made up mostly of recaps.

We've got to this point...and yet, it seems like not that much has really happened this series.

Stella looks stunning

Mel looks lovely in that lilacy shade

Danny always looks like a rabbit in the headlights when he’s speaking to camera.

Joining you all fir the final stretch. Suspect tonight will be dull

Dont be sad David.....take your top off. It
will make you feel better.

I usually watch final vows on catch up so I can fast forward all the guff, so you lot had better be appreciative that I’m here live!

David, stop grovelling! Its embarrassing

I’m always sad when I’m too hot.

edit- that was supposed to quote the suggestion that David take his shirt off!

Danny is a knob and everything but he hit the nail on the head there… a good man is hard to find Alyssa! And it’s not a relationship, it’s a dictatorship.

🫣🤔😆

I have come to absolutely LOATHE Alissa

I really hope David tells her that she’s a twat and he’s off

Lol, I did wonder!

He should have clocked her at the wedding ceremony.

Alissa is only staying for final vows to have a big speech I think

Me too
Irritating bitch

And make my day better

Shush Alyssa! Stop talking!

Me three. I can't stand her and her whiny voice

I PRAY David gets to speak first

Honoured! 😂

You lot better make this thread funny to get us through this episode

I keep calling my fella babe now….hes looking at me like I’ve got 2 heads

Oh god me too!