MAFS AUS #20. NO SPOILERS! He loves her, he loves her not. He shags her, he shags her not. Danaconda has been lying, Bec-zilla is too delusional to see the truth. Gia is done before she's even started. Steve is there for the salad and the drama.

[dillite]

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DH (who is not invested in this at all) just said he couldn’t cope with Alissa’s screechy voice.

Maybe Alissa will turn in in black like Amy in UK MAFS

The Producers owe him that, if he is planning to ditch the bitch

(Which I suspect he will now)

At least you don’t call him Boo.

I call the cat Boo and she answers to that (when it suits her). Also answers to Chicken and Fucksake.

Channel 4 seem to have uploaded the whole episode ready to fast forward etc? Rather than normal live viewing?

I already call DH and DS babe

I’m going to throw in a darl and see what happens

I still don't get why is a fanny razor ad there's a song that goes "I'm a penis"

It's for shaving noses

I’d forgotten that! That was hilarious - wasn’t she with the groom who wanted to terrorise her arsehole?

So (obvious) predictions:

Stella & Filip - Stay together
Rachel & Stevo - Stay together

David & Alissa - Split
Bec & Danny - Split

Yes, Gaston.

Agree

I want to believe that Alissa has been made to confront her constant talking over David. Maybe at the last couch session. I doubt she'd ever accept any criticism though.

Whose noses?

I've watched a few mafs, but I've never made it to the final vows before. Usually stopped caring well before the end.
Hope my dedication to the cause is worth it.

Gia’s various

Racho really put her all into that outfit!

Stevo probably looking forward to getting back to his fish!

Willy noses?

We need a couch session with some unseen footage.

Rachel is terrified that Boaty Boy will run away

Steven looks super happy to be saying goodbye

Final vows are boring

rather skip to the reunion now

David……DITCH THE BITCH

Which he obviously will… Poor deluded Racho

Oh FFS stop going on about the ring Alissa