MAFS AUS #20. NO SPOILERS! He loves her, he loves her not. He shags her, he shags her not. Danaconda has been lying, Bec-zilla is too delusional to see the truth. Gia is done before she's even started. Steve is there for the salad and the drama.

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He is not.

He is not what?

Forgot the exclamation marks!!! I am in disbelief! I can find stuff to say he had been married but nothing on abuse.

His name is Scott McCristal?!?!? 😂

I think it’s mostly on Instagram

Why was she carrying a duvet around?

Reminded me of the orange duvet Sarah Ferguson wore to some royal event. Have to say Gia ‘did duvet’ better.

Here you go.

The tribute to Mel was very moving. It’s hard to believe she’s gone. 😢

It was so impressive to watch. The lies, the alternate realities, they were just rolling off her tongue so smoothly. The moment she got called out, she swiftly changed her tune. Got called out? Started crying. Tears aren't working? Tears got switched off, like a switch.

Also, because of how swiftly and easily she lies, the monotone, emotionless delivery, when I watched the extended cut, I noticed lies that got missed on the initial watch. Is this what it's like to be a sociopath?

Buckle up for our final week, long episodes ahead! Please ensure snacks are in the cupboard and your drink of choice is available:

Monday 11th May: 7:30pm – 9:25pm, the couples share their final vows

Tuesday 12th May: 7:30pm – 9:20pm, a final reunion dinner party

Wednesday 13th May: 8pm – 9:05pm, a final reunion commitment ceremony

Thursday 14th May: 8pm – 9pm, the final commitment ceremony continues

And don’t forget…

After the Dinner Party - Thursday E4 10-11:05pm

Final vows usually bore me, but other than Flipper and Stellar, I think they might be worth watching this time. I shall be breaking out the heated blanket again and hot coco, whilst fantasising that it is always warm in Auz, as it is bloody freezing!

How did you do that? I can't access MN on my Kindle any more aa I keep getting those messages. I can only access it on my phone. ( which is hard to read ).Anyone know what is going on?

( sorry to derail, its just really frustrating! )

It will be really getting in the way of Eurovision watching for me

I’ve told DD we’ve got to have tea early tonight so I can watch live.

I won’t be home until nine, taxi duties!

About to walk the dog so will probs be slightly behind.

I might be late with DB and his kids.

The bad 400 messages were on my phone. Not sure how exactly you would clear the cache on a kindle. I asked ChatGPT how to solve the problem and followed the instructions on there.

OMG just caught up! Gia’s contouring is wild!

Scott “I just got fucked for three months”. Every cloud 😂

Aaaaaah Bec! She’s not just a loon she’s a Machiavellian loon.
OK, caught up now 😅

Checking in 😀

Think tonight will be fairly boring 🥱

Hey peeps