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MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

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dillite · 05/05/2026 21:03

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

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IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:12

I’ve only just ‘got’ the period advert 🤦🏽‍♀️ the woman in red is her period not her girlfriend! 🙈

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:12

I honestly think there must be a hypnotist at work here.

Italiangreyhound · 07/05/2026 20:12

Alissa is very pretty but she is not nice. Gia is a total bitch. What are these men doing!

Morry15 · 07/05/2026 20:13

I can't even get a coffee date (and ill pay for my own coffee)!

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:13

Appalonia · 07/05/2026 20:11

Me too! I've been much too nice to men, if this is how they treat absolute bitches!

This is why I am single - I am just too nice 🤣

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:13

Morry15 · 07/05/2026 20:13

I can't even get a coffee date (and ill pay for my own coffee)!

Ha ha ditto!

RobynRB · 07/05/2026 20:14

Oh David. You absolute pillock.

Italiangreyhound · 07/05/2026 20:14

Yeah

"I’ve only just ‘got’ the period advert 🤦🏽‍♀️ the woman in red is her period not her girlfriend! 🙈"

Kerplunk, I didn't get it at first either!

dillite · 07/05/2026 20:14

MargoLivebetter · 07/05/2026 20:10

I honestly think some of these characters have gone loopy! WHAT IS DAVID DOING? I really have been wasting my time behaving decently all these years. I should have been an absolute bitch and had men chasing me on their knees!!!!!

Men do like to chase the crazy

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browneyes77 · 07/05/2026 20:14

dillite · 07/05/2026 20:00

Did Bec lie about the shagging and being told that he loves her?

I don’t think she did.

I think she clocked Danny’s face that he didn’t want others to know, and she panicked and blamed Stella for saying it out loud

I think Danny does do and say stuff to Bec behind closed doors that we don’t see and gives her false hope. And then plays Billy big bollocks to the camera’s.

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:14

@Italiangreyhound so glad it’s not just me!

RobynRB · 07/05/2026 20:14

Oh god, it's too much

Appalonia · 07/05/2026 20:14

I'd love to see how Australia reacted to this!

dillite · 07/05/2026 20:15

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:13

This is why I am single - I am just too nice 🤣

I also hate men, so there's that. But yes, we are too nice.

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Morry15 · 07/05/2026 20:15

Another freakin minute!

Appalonia · 07/05/2026 20:15

dillite · 07/05/2026 20:14

Men do like to chase the crazy

True dat

Italiangreyhound · 07/05/2026 20:15

Alissa processing requires brain cells not just a lot of words!

Please let Scott be awake and aware at last!

browneyes77 · 07/05/2026 20:16

I actually hate Brooke a lot less now.

Her behaviour towards Alissa was kinda justified.

MargoLivebetter · 07/05/2026 20:16

I feel as though Alyssa is blindsided and wanted to be savage and viscous about David and now she can’t be!

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:16

dillite · 07/05/2026 20:15

I also hate men, so there's that. But yes, we are too nice.

Well yes, there’s that too which doesn’t help me 🤣

dillite · 07/05/2026 20:16

browneyes77 · 07/05/2026 20:14

I don’t think she did.

I think she clocked Danny’s face that he didn’t want others to know, and she panicked and blamed Stella for saying it out loud

I think Danny does do and say stuff to Bec behind closed doors that we don’t see and gives her false hope. And then plays Billy big bollocks to the camera’s.

He definitely has been playing her and lovebombing behind closed doors. How else do you last for 3 months living with someone every day.

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Peony1985 · 07/05/2026 20:16

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:12

I’ve only just ‘got’ the period advert 🤦🏽‍♀️ the woman in red is her period not her girlfriend! 🙈

Doh! Of course.

Ophir · 07/05/2026 20:17

MargoLivebetter · 07/05/2026 20:10

I honestly think some of these characters have gone loopy! WHAT IS DAVID DOING? I really have been wasting my time behaving decently all these years. I should have been an absolute bitch and had men chasing me on their knees!!!!!

I’ve seen this work so many times!

RobynRB · 07/05/2026 20:17

Ha. neither was she

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:17

But was it his best foot he put forward?

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