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MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

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dillite · 05/05/2026 21:03

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

OP posts:
Ophir · 07/05/2026 20:06

MargoLivebetter · 07/05/2026 20:06

Racho’s dress - just why?! She can look great but not in the saggy, structureless dresses.

The back is possibly even worse than the front 🙈

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:07

The right thing, David, would have been to shove that ring up her arse

browneyes77 · 07/05/2026 20:07

David, just ditch the bitch

She’s a fucking no accountability knob

RobynRB · 07/05/2026 20:07

Don't cave David. Don't do it!!!

Italiangreyhound · 07/05/2026 20:07

Alissa if he doesn't know you it's because you are not being honest. So cold.

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:07

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:07

The right thing, David, would have been to shove that ring up her arse

😂 you’re not wrong!

Morry15 · 07/05/2026 20:07

Shes loving this.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:07

Ophir · 07/05/2026 20:06

The back is possibly even worse than the front 🙈

Is it really mean to say it shows her back-tits?

Ophir · 07/05/2026 20:07

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:07

The right thing, David, would have been to shove that ring up her arse

Yes!

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:07

Here comes Alissa’s monologue

Empress13 · 07/05/2026 20:08

I need a minute babe

dillite · 07/05/2026 20:08

No David! Stop it! It's embarrassing.

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Morry15 · 07/05/2026 20:08

Get up David. FFS!!

RobynRB · 07/05/2026 20:08

What a complete bitchboi

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 07/05/2026 20:08

Oh David you absolute tea towel

Italiangreyhound · 07/05/2026 20:08

David Noooooooooooooooooooo!

IAmKerplunk · 07/05/2026 20:09

I can’t watch 🫣 I just cannot

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:09

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 07/05/2026 20:08

Oh David you absolute tea towel

🤣🤣🤣

dillite · 07/05/2026 20:09

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:07

Is it really mean to say it shows her back-tits?

Listen, I am really holding myself back from saying that she looks like a sack of spuds in a dress. So you're good.

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CaptBirdsEar · 07/05/2026 20:09

This has to be the worse mafsaus ever for brainless idiots.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 07/05/2026 20:09

Empress13 · 07/05/2026 20:08

I need a minute babe

So do I! Thank God for ads

MargoLivebetter · 07/05/2026 20:10

I honestly think some of these characters have gone loopy! WHAT IS DAVID DOING? I really have been wasting my time behaving decently all these years. I should have been an absolute bitch and had men chasing me on their knees!!!!!

RobynRB · 07/05/2026 20:11

MargoLivebetter · 07/05/2026 20:10

I honestly think some of these characters have gone loopy! WHAT IS DAVID DOING? I really have been wasting my time behaving decently all these years. I should have been an absolute bitch and had men chasing me on their knees!!!!!

I know, what sort of example is this setting?

Appalonia · 07/05/2026 20:11

MargoLivebetter · 07/05/2026 20:10

I honestly think some of these characters have gone loopy! WHAT IS DAVID DOING? I really have been wasting my time behaving decently all these years. I should have been an absolute bitch and had men chasing me on their knees!!!!!

Me too! I've been much too nice to men, if this is how they treat absolute bitches!

EmeraldShamrock000 · 07/05/2026 20:12

David will have a long list of beautiful women waiting to comfort him.

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