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MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

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dillite · 05/05/2026 21:03

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

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landlordhell · 05/05/2026 22:15

And Alissa telling David he should speak up while talking on a loop. 🤦🏼‍♀️

TinselAngel · 05/05/2026 22:21

I feel sorry for Scott.

OnTheBoardwalk · 05/05/2026 22:36

landlordhell · 05/05/2026 22:15

And Alissa telling David he should speak up while talking on a loop. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Shush shush shush shush

absolutely agree with you, she was shocking

Italiangreyhound · 05/05/2026 22:38

I must say all these new matches are good except.. .

Alyssa's new match talks too much for her! She needs someone quieter like David.

I actually think Bec and Danny are better than Bec and Taylor.

Stella and Filip are better together. Shannon is gorgeous. She will hopefully meet a fabulous guy.

Ignitiois is lovely. Rachel is mad! Steven will not be there for you! Oh Steven i hope you will up to the hype.

Pianoaholic · 05/05/2026 22:40

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 21:46

😂

I wonder what all their parents/family think of those who behave like this on an international show?

They would be well within their rights to disown them!

Italiangreyhound · 05/05/2026 22:45

live up go Rachel's hyoe!

Italiangreyhound · 05/05/2026 22:49

I thought James sounded Emglish.

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 22:50

James is definitely English

Zerox · 05/05/2026 23:07

James is a monumental red flag. Coming in far too fast when he’s only just met someone.

Ophir · 05/05/2026 23:14

Zerox · 05/05/2026 23:07

James is a monumental red flag. Coming in far too fast when he’s only just met someone.

Insecure prick

dotdotdotdash · 05/05/2026 23:24

Just noticed the thread title 😆In what way is flirting with instamodels like fighting in the trenches? Our Danny is a bit short of brain cells dynartymean?

Empress13 · 05/05/2026 23:27

Zerox · 05/05/2026 23:07

James is a monumental red flag. Coming in far too fast when he’s only just met someone.

He’s no different to gormless Scott ruled by tits and tats

Empress13 · 05/05/2026 23:29

OnTheBoardwalk · 05/05/2026 22:36

Shush shush shush shush

absolutely agree with you, she was shocking

Feel sorry for him babe

murasaki · 05/05/2026 23:29

dotdotdotdash · 05/05/2026 23:24

Just noticed the thread title 😆In what way is flirting with instamodels like fighting in the trenches? Our Danny is a bit short of brain cells dynartymean?

I can only assume he means repelling their flirty attacks was like trying to defend Ypres, or something.

The big bellend.

TitsInAbsentia · 05/05/2026 23:41

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 21:29

Danny thinks he is Lord Flasheart

WOOF!

Appalonia · 06/05/2026 00:16

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 21:39

Probably. Or just because he is twat

HahahahHA!!

seanconneryseyebrow · 06/05/2026 00:27

That James gave me the ick so bad - he reminded me of my ex DH. I used to think he was cheeky and charming because he was so expressive of how he was into me. I remember him saying, 'Im going to marry you' when we were just chatting in a pub. He was just really good at the chat, made me feel like the hottest girl on the planet. Knob.

Moonandstarsandsun · 06/05/2026 00:29

Couldn’t watch it again. Footie……!

JellyBeanSpring25 · 06/05/2026 00:41

“Djanoiwotimean” and “ta be ‘ornest” from Danny along with “like” every other word from Gia with Bec fiddling with her nails - aaaaggggghhhhh

Eggybreadwithnuts · 06/05/2026 08:04

Danny was sooooo excited, he was hyper.

Zerox · 06/05/2026 08:35

And Stevo. What a dark horse.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 06/05/2026 08:38

IAmKerplunk · 05/05/2026 21:46

😂

I wonder what all their parents/family think of those who behave like this on an international show?

Very quiet probably for good reason.

EachandEveryone · 06/05/2026 09:04

Rachel should’ve slipped him her number. He deffo was experienced in the sack. Infact if they liked them they should all of exchanged numbers . There’s nothing wrong with it. I wish the gays had stayed just for that one more task

Ophir · 06/05/2026 09:26

FuzzyPuffling · 05/05/2026 21:20

Hello hello. I'd have been here earlier, but it took me two weeks to walk round Danny's giant bollocks!

😂

thenightsky · 06/05/2026 09:47

Catching up this morning. TBH this thread is more fun than the actual programme.

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