MAFSAUS#19. NO SPOILERS. DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean, DyanowhatImean. Men died in trenches, DyanowhatImean. We have new matches, DyanowhatImean. Circumcision over dinner, toilet confessionals are calling, DyanowhatImean.

[dillite]

I have to be honest, bro code has been bro-ing. Dya now what I mean.

Yes, funny

Yeah, I thought it was a birthmark fir ages

I thought it was a cowboy hat!

I'm really sorry to ask but I'm away on holiday and I can't be arsed reading the whole thread because there's tapas to be eaten and wine to be drunk! Could someone please summarise the action for me? Bullet points is fine 😂

100%

I think some of her behaviour has been because (deep down) she knows ‘Boo’ isn’t at all into her and never has been, despite the honeymoon shag. He’s played her to stay on the show.

David didn't like how Squeaky acted and walked out.
They're done.
Allegedly.

Rachel and Stevo and Filip and Stella are all loved up.

Gia ran away before Scott could watch the video from yesterday.

And Danny wasn't impressed with Bec either.

I’m at a gig tomorrow and won’t be able to watch until Friday! 😩

Tonights made me wonder if they’d run out of budget for final vows and were trying to offload as many couples as possible.

There’s been reports about the babies.

I think she’s deeply insecure. And this explains a lot of her behaviour

It doesn’t excuse it, but it does explain it.

(Unlike Gia who is just an evil witch, with a stone where her heart should be)

Earlier post / thread mentioned that Bec is now (allegedly) earning a living giving "Relationship" advice. Can you imagine!?!?!

Slightly better than a mushroom which I thought it was!

It's got to be Bec talking to Gia, surely. None of her exits have actually been exits, so why should this one be?

I've decided the mark in her ear is actually the mark of Satan.

The perfect song for poor Scott 😔

I felt genuinely sad for Scott. He was properly hurt. Gia is just cruel.

I am afraid I am really now convinced Steven does like Rachel!

I think that they are great mates but not lovers

I thought the tattoo was a cappuccino cup.

Apparently it’s a snake wrapped round a martini glass!

The inner arm one on the left side, I mean.

Poor Scottie, I really felt for him. It was a hard watch. That was brutal, making him watch the video but it’s surely left him in no doubt about Gia.

I reckon Bec is coaching boomerang before the dinner party.

There’s been some really dreadful women in this series. Remember Brook and Mel? I thought Alissa was ok but she’s turned out pretty awful. And then there’s Gia. Have we ever seen anyone as horrible?

I’ve warmed to Bec. She’s got the measure of Danny. Danny for me is the worst of the men. He’s only there for the screen time.

Who would have thought Rachel and Stevo would still be here and doing good?

Final vows is going to be a short episode!

Where can I watch MAFS USA please?

Are you all talking about that horrible tattoo on Stella’s leg? It’s massive.

Wow. That was a good one.
I haven’t been watching weekly.
That was a crazy episode. I still can’t stand Bec. Danny is mad but very patient, the manipulating moments when Bec acts vulnerable don’t wash with he as she continues to be a shit stirrer. Seems nice enough sober. She’ll be raging at temu Danny, her behaviour was just as flirty.
Poor Scott has had a lucky escape.
If I had to choose a DH, I’d pick Scott or Felip.
I like Scott’s positivity and Felip is a gorgeous man too. David is hot but too serious.
Anyone up for a Danny? He is funny.
Edit… I am on the wrong night episode 34. The dinner match. Lucky me, there’s another one to watch.

No, the one on the inside of Rachels left arm

H, Gia trying to do a runner before the showdown. Eek. I have watched 7 hours of this since yesterday.