MAFSAUS #18. NO SPOILERS. Baby Buyers, Bunk Beds and Pink Neck Pillows. So Quiche.

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Again. I hope next time they tell them - the second time you flounce, that's it. We'll find a new match for your spouse.

Scott completely gets it! He's on David's wavelength.

Hopefully Scott will get confidence from listening to David

Yes you should. More people should wear colours.

The red flag was when she MADE him get on his knees at the wedding ceremony. And now that dynamic has played out in their relationship...

Evening all! Just wolfed my dinner down to join you all!

I think he’s quite an articulate fella.

Seems very emotionally mature, grounded and caring, with bags of patience.

Alissa and her whiny nasally voice, are grating on me A LOT.

That made me cringe so bad.

Yes you should! Everywhere has had colours stripped away - time to add more colour to the world!

What's the cat mood like? Has he hissed at Gia yet?

David seems to have checked out. Well, Alyssa you wanted more drama..

The only problem with David is why the hell he wanted to go into Mafs!

This is exactly what I was saying! He made rod for his back when he entertained her crap. I really like David, I think he’s a lovely man but part of the reason he’s in this mess now is because he entertained her wedding day demands 🙄

The poor bloke looks drained

Don’t forget his lovely broad shoulders.

I got my colours done years ago, used to wear black all the time, totally didn't suit me. I now love the colours that I wear!

I've had to fight him off while trying to eat my dinner! Another reason for the wolfing! He is awful, his face right in my plate!
He seems unimpressed with both his lack of roast beef and MAFS

He seems so lovely. That selfish whinge bag he’s been saddled with is not!

It’s the wine at the end of her sentences that really gets on my nerves.

Ooh what are your colours? I would love to get mine done

I need wine to get to the end of her interminable sentences

Where does one go to get one’s colours done?

I honestly can’t see why he needed this show!

He literally ticks so many boxes for so many women! I’d have thought he have them queuing up!

NEVER ignore red flags! Problem is, you can often only really see them in hindsight...

All this talk of colours makes me think of Bridget Jones' Mum 😂