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If The Traitors did a ‘characters’ series… who would you cast?

38 replies

tamabarrel · 02/05/2026 11:57

For me it would be:

  • Nessa / Pam / Bryn (Gavin & Stacey)
  • Jay (The Inbetweeners)
  • Mr Bean
  • Amanda (Amandaland)
  • Hugo (The Vicar of Dibly)
  • David Brent (The Office)
  • Lilian (The Archers)
OP posts:
SlashBeef · 02/05/2026 11:59

Oh I love this concept!

the80sweregreat · 02/05/2026 21:41

Gene Hunt (he’ll fire up the Quattro.)
Kat Slater
David Platt
Walter White
Miranda Priestly
Uncle Bryn
Brian Potter

HoiityToity · 02/05/2026 21:44

Super Hans
Muffin Heeler
David Platt
Cosmo Kramer

user1471453601 · 02/05/2026 21:46

Ideally it would be Jackson Lamb and anybody - but I'd volunteer.

WhatAMarvelousTune · 02/05/2026 21:47

Oh Amanda would be amazing!

Ross from Friends would be convinced he’d be able to work out everything straight anyway (possibly using “unagi”), so that would be fun.

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 02/05/2026 21:48

Presumably we'd need Time from the office to be the normal bloke.

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 02/05/2026 21:51

SHELDON

PlumPlumb · 02/05/2026 21:56

Bren (Brenda Furlong)
Cersi Lannister
Sydney Adamu
Stacey West
Jessica Fletcher
Joan Harris
Jackson Lamb
Ted Lasso
Brian Potter
Nate Archibald
Sheldon Cooper
Maurice Moss

PlumPlumb · 02/05/2026 22:03

PlumPlumb · 02/05/2026 21:56

Bren (Brenda Furlong)
Cersi Lannister
Sydney Adamu
Stacey West
Jessica Fletcher
Joan Harris
Jackson Lamb
Ted Lasso
Brian Potter
Nate Archibald
Sheldon Cooper
Maurice Moss

Edited

Ooh just googled and apparently there are 21 Celeb traitors which mean I get 9 more.

forgotmyusername1 · 02/05/2026 22:04

I was hoping they were going to do it in character last year but Kerry and Kurtain Mucklowe (this country)

Silverbirchleaf · 02/05/2026 22:06

Detective Humphrey Goodman (or any Death in Paradise detective)

Phil Mitchell

Fitzwilluam Darcy (Colin Firth edition)

Bridget Jones

Harry Potter - the magic may come in useful

asdbaybeeee · 02/05/2026 22:10

Edwina add saffy from ab fab
baldrick
manuel
amy big bang theory
Christina greys anatomy

lljkk · 02/05/2026 22:19

I love Mr. Bean suggestion. Even better would be Black Adder, though.

I have gone off The Traitors, but I would tune in again to watch ...

Benny Hill (playing himself admittedly)
Edmund Blackadder (Elizabethan version is fine) & Baldrick
Edina Monsoon & Patsy Stone
Minerva McGonagall
Steve Harrington & Robin Buckley (SThings)

Netaporter · 02/05/2026 22:24

Rip & Beth (Yellowstone)
Angela & Tommy Norris (Landman)
Alexis carrington colby
Dwight Manfredi
Logan Roy
Tom Wombscans
Monica Geller
Samantha Jones
J R Ewing
June Osborne
Ted Hastings

I’d say that was a pretty eclectic mix 😂

peafritterandcurrysauce · 02/05/2026 22:48

Catherine Caawood (happy valley)
uncle Brin
Aunt Lydia
Lady featherington
Victor Meldrew
Hercule Poirot (David Suchet version)
Miranda (as Miranda)
sister Monica Joan
Ted Hastings
Luna Lovegrove
John Ludwig Taylor

peafritterandcurrysauce · 02/05/2026 22:49

Oh yes and definitely Jackson lamb.

NedsAtomicWheelieBin · 02/05/2026 23:06

Rick Grimes
Miss Marple
Peggy Olson
Begby
Ethan Hunt
Zippy
Mike Baldwin
Bobby Ball
Sue Ellen Ewing
Thomas Magnum
Scarlett O'Hara
Gene Hunt
Dr Frasier Crane
Daisy Duke

lionbreath2 · 02/05/2026 23:10

Sheldon Cooper (he’d be rubbish)
Eddie from Bottom
Mr Gilbert
Jessica Fletcher
Johnson from Peep Show
Dumbledore
Maria Von Trapp
Bella Swan purely for the facial expressions at the round table

Staceyeatscarrots · 02/05/2026 23:13

Dangermouse
Uncle Bulgaria
windy miller

custarddonutty · 02/05/2026 23:53

Brian Potter (Phoenix Nights)
Andy Stone (Detectorists)
Bridget Jones
Uther Pendragon (Merlin)
Amanda(land)
Ted Hastings
JR Ewing
Han Solo
Moss (IT Crowd)

SorcererGaheris · 03/05/2026 13:29

Niles Crane (Frasier)
Quincy (Quincy M.E.)
Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)
Chandler Bing (Friends)
Mork (Mork and Mindy)
Doc Brown (Back to the Future)
Jessica Fletcher (Murder, She Wrote)
Cliff Clavin (Cheers)
Hyacinth Bucket (Keeping Up Appearances)
Endora (Bewitched)

TheGardenPond · 03/05/2026 13:42

Cormoran Strike or even better Robin Ellacot

David Platt and Superhans made me laugh, brilliant ideas.

TheGardenPond · 03/05/2026 13:43

Jim and Barbara Royle.

bornwithhorns · 03/05/2026 13:52

Kerry and kurtan mucklowe
Alan partridge
David Brent
Larry David
Kat slater
ian Beale
gene hunt
patsy and Eddie
dr who ( Matt smith version )
Miranda hart
Paul jessop ( here we go )
cassie ( euphoria )
king Gary
oh and big Mo

Funderthighs · 03/05/2026 14:01

Fireman Sam
Paddington
Penelope Pitstop
Barbie & Ken (but they wouldn’t let on they were a couple)
Pinocchio (he’d find it difficult to be a Traitor)
Tinkerbelle
Postman Pat
Tin Tin
The BFG

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