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Elevate your watching experience 6 ways with Masterchef Thread 2

999 replies

Halsall · 29/04/2026 21:16

The contest continues…..

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RomainingCalm · 05/05/2026 21:10

littlbrowndog · 05/05/2026 21:08

Or roll of her face and fall on the floor and get made into a taco

🤣🤣🤣

ilovesooty · 05/05/2026 21:10

Genuine Amazonian woman.

Halsall · 05/05/2026 21:10

Going UP 🔝

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TheDogsMother · 05/05/2026 21:12

Grandmother 🍷 Hic !

bungobungobungo · 05/05/2026 21:12

A lot of characters tonight, no one from Burnley who’s lived there all their life!

Sunbird24 · 05/05/2026 21:12

So we’ve got Polish, Canadian, Amazonian, Ukrainian… I missed the other chap’s heritage, think I fast forwarded his intro bit

bungobungobungo · 05/05/2026 21:13

His fiancée’s pantry - sounds like a euphemism.

LaMarschallin · 05/05/2026 21:13

bungobungobungo · 05/05/2026 21:12

A lot of characters tonight, no one from Burnley who’s lived there all their life!

I was thinking that.
I'm just not multicultural enough to enter MC (nothing to do with my cooking, nonono)

ShamedBySiri · 05/05/2026 21:13

You don't have to feed them chicken nuggets and chips...
OR - you could make chicken goujons - that's posh home made chicken nuggets to you what his name.

bungobungobungo · 05/05/2026 21:14

@LaMarschallin nor am I.

littlbrowndog · 05/05/2026 21:14

My wee ones like pasta and baked beans 🤦‍♀️

Sunbird24 · 05/05/2026 21:14

bungobungobungo · 05/05/2026 21:12

A lot of characters tonight, no one from Burnley who’s lived there all their life!

Well at least Brighton starts with B, but he’s still leaning on his fiancée’s Portuguese heritage so I don’t think it counts!

NewGirlInTown · 05/05/2026 21:15

Tongue and turnip?? No thank you, sir.

jay55 · 05/05/2026 21:15

What’s with this tiny slice of cutlet.

Sunbird24 · 05/05/2026 21:16

NewGirlInTown · 05/05/2026 21:15

Tongue and turnip?? No thank you, sir.

Are you watching last night’s?

Piggywaspushed · 05/05/2026 21:16

Greggggg must be losing his mind watching this at home with that wacky combo of chocolate and orange.

ilovesooty · 05/05/2026 21:16

Apron for Gareth.

TheDogsMother · 05/05/2026 21:17

Piggywaspushed · 05/05/2026 21:16

Greggggg must be losing his mind watching this at home with that wacky combo of chocolate and orange.

🤣

LaMarschallin · 05/05/2026 21:17

Is this Gareth?

Be A Man Finals GIF
RomainingCalm · 05/05/2026 21:17

LaMarschallin · 05/05/2026 21:13

I was thinking that.
I'm just not multicultural enough to enter MC (nothing to do with my cooking, nonono)

I fear I’m not either. The producers would have to work very hard to make any sort of interesting story unless they include my Gran’s blancmange (🤢🤢🤢) and memories of travelling to Brighton in 1974.

littlbrowndog · 05/05/2026 21:17

Ofgs what is this mess on a plate

ShamedBySiri · 05/05/2026 21:17

I have a Gu chocolate pudding in the fridge. If I eat it DD will come downstairs and announce she wanted it. If I don't it will still be there tomorrow and I will have consumed a few less calories. 🤷‍♀️

SwedishEdith · 05/05/2026 21:18

So annoying when they have a night like this with all contestants being decent compared to last night's with "I've dropped it!" man. Will they bring back anyone who goes out of a strong selection? Seems so unfair for some contestants.

littlbrowndog · 05/05/2026 21:18

ShamedBySiri · 05/05/2026 21:17

I have a Gu chocolate pudding in the fridge. If I eat it DD will come downstairs and announce she wanted it. If I don't it will still be there tomorrow and I will have consumed a few less calories. 🤷‍♀️

Eat it

ShamedBySiri · 05/05/2026 21:19

Anna will be reviewing her hairband collection now.