MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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I would need tit-braces

A question for those of you whose boobs don't have to be peeled off your stomachs. If you go braless, like Alissa, do they not feel like an apple inside a sock?

Listen to the total narc flipping the script & playing victim

Agee Stella always looks cheap IMO yet she’s the most naturally pretty

chris is a big fat liar

Baby Snatcher has missed out the part where he relegated Colin to the toddler bed in the cupboard and then fucked off to the gym for the day

The evil model was bang on when she talked about her boots - she cannot dress

Although she looks alright tonight

BB gave him a bunk bed and naffed off to the gym. He's not mentioning that.

Chris just referred to himself as “she”

urgh

How are bec and Danny??

Totally. Doesn’t like it when he has any feelings or needs of his own.

BBB needs a new lip inflator. His are wonky as fuck.

Agreed. I'm often disappointed in Stella's outfits.

It’s a shame because she could look amazing!

I am convinced that the only reason Miss Mary of Sweden is in business is because of me. Those bras are like scaffolding.

Over the shoulder boulder holder

Bec is so deluded.

Glad I missed nothing whilst watching Portillo in Stockholm.

Bec always looks classy - especially compared to Gia. It’s a shame she ruins it when she has a drink and opens her mouth

Classic. Danny looks like he is shitting himself and looking frantically for the exit and Bec is there clapping like a deranged seal.

Sorry but these two gays are obvs not a match - one seems like Colin firth, the other seems like a taller Louie Spence

Yeah Bec, Danny IS going to move. Away. In the opposite direction!

It is

none of them can dress

Gia looks bloody cheap
so does Alissa

I watched too! I love his programmes.