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MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 19:16

Continue!

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dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 20:09

FFS BB, 'come at me'.

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pouletvous · 30/04/2026 20:09

Colin isn’t coming at anyone

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:10

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:08

Sorry but these two gays are obvs not a match - one seems like Colin firth, the other seems like a taller Louie Spence

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Baby buyer is Gia with a penis

RodJaneandBungle · 30/04/2026 20:10

Good on you Colin! Just don’t pull out the notebook whatever you do!!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 20:10

What are they eating? Pate?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:11

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:10

Baby buyer is Gia with a penis

He buys babies?!

Oh surrogacy?? 🤢🤢

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:11

I am watching wine levels. So far, so good. Staying consistent.

Oh no. BB is being attacked!

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 20:11

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:11

He buys babies?!

Oh surrogacy?? 🤢🤢

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Oh, sweet summer child.

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IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:11

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:11

He buys babies?!

Oh surrogacy?? 🤢🤢

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In the process of buying one. Trying to but it’s not going well thus far

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:12

BB (ive caught on) is coca*ne RED

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:12

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:11

In the process of buying one. Trying to but it’s not going well thus far

😩😩 oh god

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2026 20:12

Empress13 · 30/04/2026 20:05

Agee Stella always looks cheap IMO yet she’s the most naturally pretty

DH used to go to Moscow for business (years ago). He reckoned the women there were beautiful but definitely went for the hooker look.

pouletvous · 30/04/2026 20:13

Colin didnt mention the separate bedrooms

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 20:13

Colin is taking no prisoners tonight!

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 30/04/2026 20:13

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:12

BB (ive caught on) is coca*ne RED

What does that mean?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:14

#teamcolin

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:14

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2026 20:12

DH used to go to Moscow for business (years ago). He reckoned the women there were beautiful but definitely went for the hooker look.

That is instilled in you from childhood that your only worth as a woman is to be attractive, thin, showing off your body. It's so toxic.

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 20:14

Why hasn't he mentioned the bunk beds!

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dillite · 30/04/2026 20:14

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 30/04/2026 20:13

What does that mean?

He's high on cocaine

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:14

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 30/04/2026 20:13

What does that mean?

He looks like hes been on the snow, being that red

Or maybe too much wine, but i reckon its the former

pouletvous · 30/04/2026 20:14

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2026 20:12

DH used to go to Moscow for business (years ago). He reckoned the women there were beautiful but definitely went for the hooker look.

That’s effing rude

You don’t think the other women in this show dont look like hookers?

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:15

Have bec and Danny progressed any??

WERE2216 · 30/04/2026 20:15

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:14

He's high on cocaine

If that is true I really hope he is investigated before the children are delivered to him

TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 30/04/2026 20:15

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:14

He looks like hes been on the snow, being that red

Or maybe too much wine, but i reckon its the former

Thanks. I didn't know cocaine had that effect. <innocent>

Ophir · 30/04/2026 20:15

pouletvous · 30/04/2026 20:13

Colin didnt mention the separate bedrooms

Yeah the bunk bed would have told a story!

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