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MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 19:16

Continue!

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dillite · 30/04/2026 19:56

CaptBirdsEar · 30/04/2026 19:55

Have you noticed Stephen clamps his lips tightly shut when she goes in for the kiss?

Every single time. And Rachel is oblivious to it.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 19:56

RodJaneandBungle · 30/04/2026 19:56

She is isn’t she? V unattractive. I

I was very surprised her friends not being like her.

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:57

browneyes77 · 30/04/2026 19:56

Alissa not wanting everyone else to know they’re having issues.

David not caring if people know.

It’s giving Alissa is here for the airtime….

I wonder what Alissa and Danny would have been like together.

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IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:57

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:56

Every single time. And Rachel is oblivious to it.

And he always pulls away first

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 19:57

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:55

How's the Platy Cat?

He is back to his usual arsehole self! Currently trying to keep him out of my dinner, having already shifted him from my seat. Twice

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 19:57

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:57

I wonder what Alissa and Danny would have been like together.

She probably would’ve liked the Danaconda.

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:57

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 19:56

I was very surprised her friends not being like her.

If they are long term friends (Say from school) they may just be used to her by now

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:58

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:57

If they are long term friends (Say from school) they may just be used to her by now

They seemed good 10 years older than her

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 19:58

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:57

If they are long term friends (Say from school) they may just be used to her by now

Yeah but they’re not similar? I wondered if they were married with kids too.

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:58

That first half hour was absolutely pointless

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 19:59

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:55

So far we have space. Lots of it.

Can we launch some of them into space?

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 30/04/2026 19:59

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 19:58

That first half hour was absolutely pointless

Yes agreed. Waste of time.

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:00

dillite · 30/04/2026 19:58

They seemed good 10 years older than her

I did think they looked older.

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:00

Why are they jumping about like the village idiots?

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 20:01

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:00

Why are they jumping about like the village idiots?

I have elbows!!

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CaptBirdsEar · 30/04/2026 20:02

Who does Alissa think she is? She’s so up her own backside.

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:02

I am so, so, so bored

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:03

Rachel looks nice

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 20:03

I wonder if BB and Colin drove back from the farm together. Awks.

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TakeTheCuntingQuichePatricia · 30/04/2026 20:03

dapsnotplimsolls · 30/04/2026 19:49

Looking at Alissa's dress - I've never worn anything that required tit tape. Is it uncomfortable?!

I'd need a lot of that silver electrical tape to hold mine up. I'm not sure tit tape would work.

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2026 20:03

Has somebody overinflated BB’s face with a bicycle pump or has he had a hideous bee allergy reaction?

IAmKerplunk · 30/04/2026 20:03

CaptBirdsEar · 30/04/2026 20:02

Who does Alissa think she is? She’s so up her own backside.

I know. She is allowed to spiral and need time but he isn’t

dillite · 30/04/2026 20:03

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2026 20:03

Has somebody overinflated BB’s face with a bicycle pump or has he had a hideous bee allergy reaction?

It's the fresh country air

mumofoneAloneandwell · 30/04/2026 20:04

SabrinaThwaite · 30/04/2026 20:03

Has somebody overinflated BB’s face with a bicycle pump or has he had a hideous bee allergy reaction?

He looks like hes just come from the filler doc

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 30/04/2026 20:04

BBB needs to invest in some factor 20

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