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MAFSAUS #17. NO SPOILERS! Virgos, Virgins, Baby Buyers and Bird Pics.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 19:16

Continue!

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browneyes77 · 29/04/2026 20:44

Alissa’s dark haired mate, being level headed and stating very sensible facts

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:45

Not a fan of Colin's list...

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:45

Colin being a bit of a dick here.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:46

18 pages. FRONT AND BACK!

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BippidyBoppety · 29/04/2026 20:46

Colin, left on his own, wrote a book ...

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 20:46

Oh no Colin - don’t make me feel on baby buyers side even for a split second 😱

browneyes77 · 29/04/2026 20:46

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:46

18 pages. FRONT AND BACK!

YOU FELL ASLEEEEEP??!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:46

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:46

18 pages. FRONT AND BACK!

🤣🤣🤣. Yes!!!! Thats what it's like!!

Choux · 29/04/2026 20:46

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:45

Not a fan of Colin's list...

No me either. It’s bringing back memories of Charisma’s letter to Grayson. It is a bit school teacher-ish.

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 20:46

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:46

18 pages. FRONT AND BACK!

😂

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 29/04/2026 20:46

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 19:42

Im trying to multitask and do my Tesco shop online at the same time!

Watching mafs
on line shop and posting reading is impressive. I can’t watch and post or I miss loads.

Im watching an hour behind. Chris is a nob.

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:47

browneyes77 · 29/04/2026 20:46

YOU FELL ASLEEEEEP??!

😂

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Appalonia · 29/04/2026 20:48

dillite · 29/04/2026 20:42

If they have babies, they will be just chins with eyes and hair

Well if she was, sadly, born without a chin, maybe his excess chin will cancel that out if they had a baby together? Maybe it's just her biology telling her he's a great match biologically?😂

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 20:48

browneyes77 · 29/04/2026 20:46

YOU FELL ASLEEEEEP??!

It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:48

Pinkfluffypencilcase · 29/04/2026 20:46

Watching mafs
on line shop and posting reading is impressive. I can’t watch and post or I miss loads.

Im watching an hour behind. Chris is a nob.

Well, wait until we see what actually turns up in my Tesco delivery tomorrow before being too impressed! 🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 29/04/2026 20:48

IAmKerplunk · 29/04/2026 20:48

It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!

I KNEW IT!

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MargoLivebetter · 29/04/2026 20:49

Oh dear Mark Darcy shouldn’t have been left alone! I don’t think I’m going to approve of his book writing!

SabrinaThwaite · 29/04/2026 20:50

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:48

Well, wait until we see what actually turns up in my Tesco delivery tomorrow before being too impressed! 🤣

Meat platter and a fuck ton of wine?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:50

SabrinaThwaite · 29/04/2026 20:50

Meat platter and a fuck ton of wine?

As long as wine is involved ill live 🤣🤣

RodJaneandBungle · 29/04/2026 20:51

He went to the gym to get his high from being in the country. He’s not fooling anyone the farm is a business & status symbol for him

TinselAngel · 29/04/2026 20:52

If BB has just returned from a morning at the gym, are they drinking whisky at lunch time?

Columbidae · 29/04/2026 20:52

I can't stand Chris but I am kind of with him on the original cause of the argument, before his defensiveness made it worse. He was asked if he envisaged the future and gave what he thought was a nice idea of what it could be. I don't think he thought it was set in stone. Sam took offence tho.

Chris' nastiness when Sam tried to discuss it afterwards was unpleasant, but he has apologised many times and Sam will not let it go.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:52

Oh Gawd, here comes the novel...

Morry15 · 29/04/2026 20:52

Colin put the book down. Please.

SabrinaThwaite · 29/04/2026 20:52

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 29/04/2026 20:50

As long as wine is involved ill live 🤣🤣

🥂🤣

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