Can you name the programme or film from a quoted line?

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Name that show or film without naming the show or film.
I`ll start.

One hundred and eighty ( said loudly).
I dont believe it.
Your not my mum-yesss i am.

Goodness Gracious Me! (And my family's catchphrase for me - 'Makeitathome...')

"I was a soldier. I killed people."
"You were a doctor!"
"I had bad days..."

"Nigel....NIIII-GEL!!"

One more thing.

Murdoch im coming to get you.

I’ll just have the breadsticks

Funny, I thought she was Pieces! 😂😂😂

You ate my bird.
Gonna need a bigger boat.

dinnerladies ❤️

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

Ooh slack Alice !

My little swan duck …

Oh, oh , oh
oh Neil the baby ..

Red alert one is Red Dwarf, love that show, used to watch it on repeat when Netflix had it

Glad someone got it! Early seasons were the best, from 7 onwards it wasn’t as good.

Also, with that user name, you surely got the apocalypse one too?

Get off my lawn.
I love it when a plan comes together.

I ain't got time to bleed.

You long streak of paralysed piss.

You ungrateful old cabbage.

Nobody's got this, I think. It's one of my favourite films - brilliant cast, wonderful script, and incredibly it was the director's first film. Here's another bit of dialogue that pretty much gives it away. IMDB has any number of quotes from this film. Reading through them has made me very keen to see it for the umpteenth time.

• Kasper Gutman: You're a close-mouthed man?
• Sam Spade: Nah, I like to talk.
• Kasper Gutman: Better and better. I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice.
• [sits back]
• Kasper Gutman: Now, sir. We'll talk, if you like. I'll tell you right out, I am a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
• Sam Spade: Swell. Will we talk about the black bird?

It's not for you Jen!

“Have you had your tea?”

” What did I say Roy?”

“What does that lipstick taste of?”
”Woman, Stanley, woman!”

People Just Do Nothing?

Nope, sorry.

Yup - it was the Billy Cotton Band Show. Not a very imaginative name!
His son, also Bill Cotton who was a BBC producer, lived in a village near me and is buried there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cotton

Is this my proper tea or my in between tea?

The middle one is the late great Caroline Aherne from The Fast Show. So many catchphrases from there! One we often use here is 'That's got it' when one of us has a frog in the throat. Good old Bob Fleming.

You are the wind beneath my wheels..

Stranra -stran-bloody -ra !!!!

”Do you like circuses?”
”Crime can’t crack itself.”

Same show.

The Italian Job