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Can you name the programme or film from a quoted line?

317 replies

Showtimes · 28/04/2026 19:56

Name that show or film without naming the show or film.
I`ll start.

One hundred and eighty ( said loudly).
I dont believe it.
Your not my mum-yesss i am.

OP posts:
lobeydosser · 29/04/2026 00:49

Suits you Sir...

Scorchio!

lobeydosser · 29/04/2026 00:50

Nobody's Perfect

MarxistMags · 29/04/2026 01:09

Fawlty Towers

Specialneedsnightmare · 29/04/2026 02:59

Onetimeusername1 · 29/04/2026 00:02

Oooo, Betty!!

Some Mother's Do Ave Em

Specialneedsnightmare · 29/04/2026 03:02

"No one could have predicted Nick!"

BrickBiscuit · 29/04/2026 03:21

'He hit me on the ruddy nose!'

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 29/04/2026 03:34

lobeydosser · 29/04/2026 00:50

Nobody's Perfect

Some like it hot.

An easy one - 'Don't tell him Pike'

beasmithwentworth · 29/04/2026 03:53
  1. This baby corners like it’s on rails
  2. Any females?
  3. I’ll have a pint of wine

(3 different ones I might add)

ConstantlyFuriosa · 29/04/2026 04:05

Silverbirchleaf · 28/04/2026 22:28

…Just switch off your television set and go and do something less boring instead?

Why Don’t You?

ConstantlyFuriosa · 29/04/2026 04:06

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 28/04/2026 22:50

‘Im dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk’

‘could you not say the f- word in Vera Wang!’

Sex and the City re spunk.

ConstantlyFuriosa · 29/04/2026 04:07

Sweetpea333 · 28/04/2026 23:11

M! You terrible cunt!

Withnail and I

ConstantlyFuriosa · 29/04/2026 04:07

Imanexcellentdrivercharliebabbit · 28/04/2026 22:38

Royale with cheese and you just shot Martin in the face !

Pulp Fiction

Sweetpea333 · 29/04/2026 04:10

@ConstantlyFuriosa You shag sack!

ConstantlyFuriosa · 29/04/2026 04:13

Sweetpea333 · 29/04/2026 04:10

@ConstantlyFuriosa You shag sack!

Balls. I’ll swallow it and run a mile!

Sweetpea333 · 29/04/2026 04:24

@ConstantlyFuriosa Oh shove it up your arse and fuck off while you're doing it!

Crushed23 · 29/04/2026 04:32

ConstantlyFuriosa · 29/04/2026 04:06

Sex and the City re spunk.

Both are SATC!

First is Samantha, second is Charlotte.

Crushed23 · 29/04/2026 04:38

I'd say that at one time or another, every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn.

Crushed23 · 29/04/2026 04:42

I look like a pencil!

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 29/04/2026 06:02

DownyBirch · 29/04/2026 00:06

BD to Z Victor One

Z cars.

Here's mine:
These are small, but those are far away... Small, far away.

ConstantlyFuriosa · 29/04/2026 07:10

Father Ted.

PeatandDieselfan · 29/04/2026 07:42

Suits you Sir...
Scorchio!

The Fast Show

"I'm 26, and I'm single, and a school teacher, and that's the bottom of the pit."

Tillow4ever · 29/04/2026 07:45

lobeydosser · 29/04/2026 00:49

Suits you Sir...

Scorchio!

The Fast Show (both)!

“Move us to red alert.” “Are you sure sir, that does mean changing the bulb”

”I have 5 rules”

“You’ve captured their stunt doubles”

”If the apocalypse comes, beep me”

Tillow4ever · 29/04/2026 07:47

Fgfgfg · 28/04/2026 22:59

Old gregg - Mighty Boosh

@Twooclockrockis Ooh Michelle from ‘Allo ‘Allo?

CoffeeBeansGalore · 29/04/2026 07:56

lobeydosser · 29/04/2026 00:49

"Sherry Niles?"

Frasier

CoffeeBeansGalore · 29/04/2026 07:58

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 29/04/2026 06:02

Z cars.

Here's mine:
These are small, but those are far away... Small, far away.

Father Ted