MAFSAUS #14 NO SPOILERS! Back when this was all fields it was about the relationships not THE DRAMA

[TinselAngel]

Go on then…

Eeeeeew, last thought before bedtime is the Danaconda shooting his shot till he dies. I don’t think Chamomile Tea is going to be strong enough

I meant behind the doors when Sam said if you just apologise now this will all be over and it doesn’t have to be raised at the dinner table. I just didn’t like how it came across. Still on Sam’s side though

Nobody needs that image just before bed!

Sweet dreams! 😂

Im getting Nellie Olson vibes from Gia (showing my age)

Do Bec and Danny not know how to wipe down the back of the hob?

Ha ha I remember watching Little House on the Prairie hungover on a Sunday. That and The Walton’s 😂. Watched them after T4 and before the Eastenders omnibus 😂

Because when lips are inflated like that, the inner membrane that’s supposed to stay moist becomes stretched and left open to the elements. They therefore have to constantly lick them because it feels dry.

And that’s why we’re planning on spending the lot by having A Good Time.

LHotP was my sub for going to church...I mean if you watch that youdidn't need to church it up 😂

Worse than vile

Chris' weird face fillers make him look like Fred Flintstone.

I'm watching on catch up as I went to see Project Hail Mary at the cinema tonight. Sad I missed the great discussion about bird photos and clubbing experience ( not being sarcaatic). I'd genuinely love so see some kingfisher photos as I've been learning oil painting the last few years and they are beautiful birds to paint.

Also, I would have said that when I was 17 I went to Duran Duran's Run Runner New Romantic club in Birmingham in the eighties, which was fantastic!

I felt really sad for Colin tonight. BB is horrible. He was totally out of order outlining plans for after without talking to Colin first but he just doesn’t get it.

Well it was Sams idea to get others opinions but he knew Chris was less keen. All Sam really wanted was a genuine apology/to have his concerns heard. Chris however just wants to win the argument ( note the keeping score of his so cslled apology’s)

I think Sam had a last ditch at making peace but Chris is a vicious little drama queen. He knew he could use their difference over bringing it to the dinner party, as another point to score.

If he doesn’t rate Sam and his more basic lifestyle (as if), why even bother. Sam’s got the measure of him - Chris just wants to be right. Poor kids.

@Appalonia was the film any good?

@Appaloniai have club envy! That must have been amazing. I missed the New Romantic clubbing era by about 5/6 years. I loved that era of music and fashion so much. These days I time travel back by trawlling through YouTube for New Romantic features and coverage on archive TV shows. It still looks cool, creative and interesting 40 years on.

Imagine being the surrogate watching tonight's performance. IIRC, she's not pregnant yet so I really hope she backs out.

Likely she’s not even in an English speaking country, let alone watching MAFS

Pantomime dames. Revolting little duo.

Oh yes that’s true! The baby due in a few months is for his lesbian friends. The baby he is buying hasn’t conceived yet. Really hope she changes her mind!

Oh yes. I hadn't even thought of that. 😕

I was a regular at Torture Garden in the venue under the church in Brixton in the noughties!😁😂

And it didn't sound like he was planning on having any kind of custody of the child he's having with the lesbian friends.

God, he's going to have such a rude awakening, single with a newborn baby. That poor child.

It is genuinely concerning. Both he and Gia should be banned from raising children. I hope the authorities are taking note!!

I think Chris came on the show looking for a “wife”: effectively a free caregiver for the bought child

Certainly not for an intelligent man with emotional iq