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EASTENDERS 79 - NO SPOILERS

724 replies

Blondeshavemorefun · 14/04/2026 17:48

Max and Linda was a quick on /off whole max is now shagging Cindy

But who will he marry on NYD ?

Past post says mummy Mitchell had a few notches so is George def the dad ?

Still no baby for Suki and Eve

But there is a baby via Penny and Vinny tho is the baby really Harry’s ……

We know now Jasmine and Josh are twins via Zoe and Anthony who was killed by Janine

Oscar has slept with the both ans with one of them NYD. I’m saying Josh

Ian is being chased by Bea

Vicky is snogging/shagging her brother from another mother 😂

But meanwhile declaring she loves Ross - sure she won’t marry him

Shazza kindly said they didn’t need to pay the £50k back - coz she has Phil’s money tree as well

Kat and Alfie run the pub but seems to forget it was Stacey’s money so she’s not getting her £100k back

Nigel is in a care home and Likely to die soon

Jay made someone else preg and may come back with new head

We know from NYD that Lauren is being a naughty girl. But with who ? Hopefully not mark

Jack and Ravi are still undercover /grass

Phil. Havnt seen a lot of him recently

Think that’s its but do add if I’ve forgotten anything

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Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2026 09:32

I thought it was a man

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mrswhiplington · 21/07/2026 09:49

I thought it was a man as well.

So bored of Lauren / Mark storyline. He acts like a 16 year old and she's an idiot.😀

Glad that Joel is back. You just know something bad is going to happen.

gingercat02 · 21/07/2026 09:52

Definitely a drag artist, had to be!

the80sweregreat · 21/07/2026 11:55

Lauren is also a hypocrite isn’t she. Berates her dad for affairs and chasing women and now she’s doing the same to Peter and cheated with Zac too.

the80sweregreat · 21/07/2026 11:56

I did wonder if the pole dancer was male at first.
I don’t think she was. I did laugh though. Yolande’s face was picture.

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2026 21:26

So Lauren didn’t shag him. Well not yet

looks like Linda might get lucky - he was sexy

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the80sweregreat · 21/07/2026 21:30

Clive was nice wasn’t he. I hope he isn’t a bad guy.

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 21/07/2026 21:44

Clive is such an unsexy name though 😆
is anyone else feeling slightly sorry for Joel though? Or am I just being soft?

the80sweregreat · 21/07/2026 21:48

Nope. Joel was quick to lash out and he is pretending that his changed. Lily is so silly to think he needs any help.

the80sweregreat · 21/07/2026 21:49

Clive is an old fashioned name isn’t it. You never hear about baby Clives being born these days !

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2026 21:59

the80sweregreat · 21/07/2026 21:49

Clive is an old fashioned name isn’t it. You never hear about baby Clives being born these days !

Or baby Gary’s

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Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2026 22:00

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 21/07/2026 21:44

Clive is such an unsexy name though 😆
is anyone else feeling slightly sorry for Joel though? Or am I just being soft?

I’m feeling sorry for him - he’s 16? And knows neither parent really wants him

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Upwiththisiwillnotput · 21/07/2026 22:13

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2026 21:59

Or baby Gary’s

Was literally just about to say Gary. Or Kevin, though that might be due a revival now due to the sad passing of King Kev ☹️

B9waiting · 21/07/2026 22:15

I hope Linda gets lucky & he is a nice guy!

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 21/07/2026 22:15

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2026 22:00

I’m feeling sorry for him - he’s 16? And knows neither parent really wants him

That’s it exactly, although he’s such a good actor you can’t tell if he’s playing a game or not. His mum is actually his aunt IRL!

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2026 23:14

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 21/07/2026 22:13

Was literally just about to say Gary. Or Kevin, though that might be due a revival now due to the sad passing of King Kev ☹️

Hope not for their sakes

or Norman

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Spidey66 · 22/07/2026 16:13

I've just found out that Clive is the guy who played David in Casualty. He's aged a lot but aged extremely well!!

Blondeshavemorefun · 22/07/2026 20:15

Spidey66 · 22/07/2026 16:13

I've just found out that Clive is the guy who played David in Casualty. He's aged a lot but aged extremely well!!

Oh. Course he is. Now you’ve said that

didn’t fancy him as David but quite licking the silver cock !

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Blondeshavemorefun · 22/07/2026 20:15

Ffs

quite liking the silver fox !

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Kinfluencer · 22/07/2026 20:26

The whole thing with Joel is nonsense
As if he would be free to just go back into a life near his victims
He would be under a supervision order and there would be restraining orders to prevent him being within XYZ metres or contacting his victims

Ridiculous

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 22/07/2026 20:43

Blondeshavemorefun · 22/07/2026 20:15

Oh. Course he is. Now you’ve said that

didn’t fancy him as David but quite licking the silver cock !

Sorry @Blondeshavemorefun that autocorrect is just too funny 🤣

Upwiththisiwillnotput · 22/07/2026 20:43

I need to find a use for this in everyday life

Twonewcats · 23/07/2026 06:25

Blondeshavemorefun · 21/07/2026 22:00

I’m feeling sorry for him - he’s 16? And knows neither parent really wants him

I feel awful for him.

He's still young, and not the first teenage boy to fall for the manosphere stuff

Tallestone · 23/07/2026 07:24

I felt sorry for him as well I couldn't help it even after everything he's done. I don't think he has changed but we will see

Meredusoleil · 23/07/2026 07:28

What was also hard was seeing the after effects on the teens and how it didn't make them feel any better what they did to Joel!