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MAFS AUS#9 No Spoilers… Military Tate hates the body count - get over here and shame him!

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Choux · 01/04/2026 20:33

And go!

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TinselAngel · 01/04/2026 21:09

ABC0375056 · 01/04/2026 21:08

Toes are an important feature? And can he buy her foot pics?

Tick... Tick... Tick.

Can I just ask. Anybody know why they keep having KFC? Can't imagine a KFC being the usual girls lunch 😆

Sponsorship

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:09

ABC0375056 · 01/04/2026 21:08

Toes are an important feature? And can he buy her foot pics?

Tick... Tick... Tick.

Can I just ask. Anybody know why they keep having KFC? Can't imagine a KFC being the usual girls lunch 😆

Sponsorship. It was very unsubtle on the NZ one.

dillite · 01/04/2026 21:09

H202too · 01/04/2026 21:08

What does it even mean? He needs to delete masculine energy and submissive from his vocabulary.

It's absolutely meaningless, just shit that Tate Twats spout to appear all manly.

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 21:09

Not masculine enegy Titson. It’s just human
energy

dick

StaySpicy · 01/04/2026 21:09

Tater Tot constantly talking about "masculine energy" and "submissive"... Just shut up, wanker.

TinselAngel · 01/04/2026 21:10

There’s been a shortage of cold meats on a board for lunch, so far this series.

Choux · 01/04/2026 21:10

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 21:09

Sam? The farmer baby buyer?

No! Sam is the Colin Firth lookalike.

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Empress13 · 01/04/2026 21:10

That’s more like it ! Bring on the dinner party and craaaazy Bec !!

LuluWearsATutu · 01/04/2026 21:10

TaterTot makes Chris “Fake tan, Fatties and Needy icks” look absolutely charming.

Ophir · 01/04/2026 21:11

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:04

It's a good job I'm not actually drinking every time he says 'masculine energy'.

Yes!

EmeraldShamrock000 · 01/04/2026 21:11

Tyson is disgusting. What were the producers thinking. Steph is far from masculine.

TinselAngel · 01/04/2026 21:11

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:09

Sponsorship. It was very unsubtle on the NZ one.

See also Amazon Prime on MAFS UK

LuluWearsATutu · 01/04/2026 21:11

Masculine energy meaning confidence and self assurance. I don’t want a slave but actually I do in what he is really saying. Wonder if the woman he married from Utah was of the LatterDaySaints variety.

ABC0375056 · 01/04/2026 21:12

TinselAngel · 01/04/2026 21:11

See also Amazon Prime on MAFS UK

I did notice a lot of parcels being delivered for people who were in London and able to go buy anything!

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:13

LuluWearsATutu · 01/04/2026 21:11

Masculine energy meaning confidence and self assurance. I don’t want a slave but actually I do in what he is really saying. Wonder if the woman he married from Utah was of the LatterDaySaints variety.

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He's been married before?? I missed it last night.

menopausalfart · 01/04/2026 21:13

@LuluWearsATutu Even someone from the LDS wasn't submissive enough for him.

Seriestwo · 01/04/2026 21:15

LuluWearsATutu · 01/04/2026 21:11

Masculine energy meaning confidence and self assurance. I don’t want a slave but actually I do in what he is really saying. Wonder if the woman he married from Utah was of the LatterDaySaints variety.

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Yes. He needs a woman from some country where she has no rights and is willing to put up with this puffed up gallah because at least sir gets her into a house with running water and vaccinations for her kids.

LuluWearsATutu · 01/04/2026 21:16

Submissive is just such an offensive term.

Villanousvillans · 01/04/2026 21:21

Sam looks like Dominic West.

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 21:21

Tyson should move to Japan

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 21:22

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:13

He's been married before?? I missed it last night.

Yeah, she was from Utah but didn’t keep the house tidy so she had to go

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 21:23

Oh so Chris is the child catcher
sam is colin firth

i keep getting them mixed up

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 21:25

I think Steph massively out earns Tyson

That’s his main beef with her

QueSyrahSyrah · 01/04/2026 21:29

Seriestwo · 01/04/2026 21:15

Yes. He needs a woman from some country where she has no rights and is willing to put up with this puffed up gallah because at least sir gets her into a house with running water and vaccinations for her kids.

He’s got big anti-vax vibes though.

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:30

QueSyrahSyrah · 01/04/2026 21:29

He’s got big anti-vax vibes though.

Absolutely.

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