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MAFS AUS#9 No Spoilers… Military Tate hates the body count - get over here and shame him!

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Choux · 01/04/2026 20:33

And go!

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dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:03

He can't cope with Steph's logic.

TinselAngel · 01/04/2026 21:04

browneyes77 · 01/04/2026 21:02

Glad I found the new thread! Not long back from the hospital after being the mothers chaperone

Missed the entire bloody show 🙄

So now I’m going to watch the recorded version I did, finally have some tea and crack open the wine I was saving for Easter, because I ruddy need it!

Have they blocked her ears up so she can’t do it again?

hoxtonbabe · 01/04/2026 21:04

loveawineloveacrisp · 01/04/2026 21:02

I think Tater Tot is the most abhorrent man they've had on here. I hope ixpert Mel has his nuts in a vice for his bullshit.

Without a shadow of a doubt, that’s why I think this is just a joke and he’s not actually like this and the producers are just trying to rage bait all of us

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:04

It's a good job I'm not actually drinking every time he says 'masculine energy'.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/04/2026 21:05

No woman should EVER be submissive. Its a vile concept !

MargoLivebetter · 01/04/2026 21:05

Someone who is going to cook for me!!!!!!!!!!

Choux · 01/04/2026 21:05

My top wives of the series:
Stella
Steph
Rachel
Sam (guy)

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thenightsky · 01/04/2026 21:06

Thanks for the new thread. Will catch up with it all tomorrow though.

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:06

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/04/2026 21:05

No woman should EVER be submissive. Its a vile concept !

Has your cat farted in his general direction yet?

Empress13 · 01/04/2026 21:06

I am soooo bored with this chat

IAmKerplunk · 01/04/2026 21:06

I would not have the patience of Steph

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:06

Wasn't this supposed to be an apology??

dillite · 01/04/2026 21:06

Fuck off with your masculine energy shit. Omg. I can't. Push him off a cliff. Hope he steps on a poisonous jellyfish.

FergoMcFergFace · 01/04/2026 21:07

Oh I can't wait till the commitment ceremony with these two.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/04/2026 21:07

Masculine energy??? What is Masculine about not doing what youre told. He would hate me and my daughters! 🤣. I dont think he'd make it out of our house alive..

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 21:07

willy nose will love the child catcher

TinselAngel · 01/04/2026 21:07

Liking Bec’s “shut up newby!”

dillite · 01/04/2026 21:07

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:06

Wasn't this supposed to be an apology??

That's his way of apologising. Demanding that she apologises and begs for forgiveness.

ABC0375056 · 01/04/2026 21:08

Toes are an important feature? And can he buy her foot pics?

Tick... Tick... Tick.

Can I just ask. Anybody know why they keep having KFC? Can't imagine a KFC being the usual girls lunch 😆

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 01/04/2026 21:08

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:06

Has your cat farted in his general direction yet?

🤣🤣
He is a feminist, definitely. He has turned his arse to Tateman in disgust

dapsnotplimsolls · 01/04/2026 21:08

Uh oh, Bec's on the piss again.

QueSyrahSyrah · 01/04/2026 21:08

Methinks TemuTate protests his masculinity too much. I bet Sam/Chris could bring out his feminine side 🤨

H202too · 01/04/2026 21:08

dillite · 01/04/2026 21:06

Fuck off with your masculine energy shit. Omg. I can't. Push him off a cliff. Hope he steps on a poisonous jellyfish.

What does it even mean? He needs to delete masculine energy and submissive from his vocabulary.

ABC0375056 · 01/04/2026 21:09

More. Borat.

Whaaaaat

pouletvous · 01/04/2026 21:09

Choux · 01/04/2026 21:05

My top wives of the series:
Stella
Steph
Rachel
Sam (guy)

Sam? The farmer baby buyer?

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