MAFS AUS#9 No Spoilers… Military Tate hates the body count - get over here and shame him!

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And go!

Rachel does look nice tonight (although I dont like the blue dress). I hope she puts Tyson in his place (the bin)

Isn’t that what tit tape is for?

OMG here she goes!

I think that Juliette is very beautiful

It’s ok to be a twat if it’s in defence of “the queer community”

TYSON!

TOP UP YOUR WINE KIDS!

Bec is doing my head in tonight. I detest her

She does look like Janice Soprano though.

Bec really isn’t ok

She looks really natural, which is very refreshing amongst this lot

I suppose my only experience is of having baps that require industrial scaffolding to stay put, so I can't relate to tit tape. My body laughs at it.

Yes same

Bec’s mixing her drinks. And that’s just the ones at the dinner party.

Im scared I'll throw it at the telly and waste good wine!

The production must have told her to do this. It makes zero sense otherwise because no one is this pathetic

Christ, not even heavy duty masking tape would do the job on mine 🤣

Why do friends and family support their loved ones going on this shit show? Especially those who appear normal!

Haha I just did!!😂

Once upon a time tit tape may have worked on me. But those days have long gone.

Ha ha mine either - always envied people who it works for 😩

Same

I’d need that tape they strap up athletes with.

Aargh the Tesco advert is taunting me with their whole leg of lamb- SO WHY DID YOU ONLY BRING ME HALF A LEG, YOU WANKERS?!

I really like Rachel.
Bec and Gia are obsessed with each other, ready to rumble.