MAFS AUS#9 No Spoilers… Military Tate hates the body count - get over here and shame him!

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And go!

Oh Bec. You twat

Mel looks beautiful again tonight in that blue - still can’t believe she’s gone

Bec, please stop talking

What is knobnose not quite wearing?

Ok Bec… I see that the production team have put you on “shit stirring bitch “ duties because no one can be this much of a tool in real life at dinner parties ( or any social setting)

This dinner party is going to be ANOTHER shit show

Oh Luke. You sweet summer child.

In case she stabs him

Bec saying she sees through Willynose, well of course you do because you are literally the same shirt person

Oh my God gays! I love gays

They treat the gay couple like some novelty!

Do the ixperts ever actually open their notebooks?

It really is.

Yep! And we don’t want it any other way ( well leas bullying )

Here we go Gia's Bullshit

To be fair I would play the game with her until I was a safe distance away from her!

You're amazing
You're amazing

So now we know why there weren’t any MAFS couples at Mr Darcy and Baby Farmer’s wedding.

Alissa's dress is very risqué. One wrong move and it's baps galore.

She's so stunning.

Rachel slowly turning into a twat as well now

‘Come on’? what a dick Tyson is

Rachel reminded me of Adele just then!

Rachel giving Julia the heads up about Tyson’s ‘views’.

What is the problem with Alyssa