MAFS AUS#9 No Spoilers… Military Tate hates the body count - get over here and shame him!

[Choux]

And go!

I've finally got who Sam reminds me of. Tom Hanks in Big.

”Sorry little Timmy, I had your sister with a friend so she gets to see her Mummy, but I bought you, so I took you from your mummy as soon as you were born and you never, ever get to see her again”

Exactly. What a horrible situation for the child.

Why the heck did baby daddy not think the babies were more of an issue in the beginning? And he’s stalling on telling Colin Firth, does he think once he’s in lust/love then he’ll accept the babies?

A distant cousin of mine did this, had a child with a lesbian with his partner, apparently lesbian is involved.

That's exactly what he thinks.

At least Gia fronted up at the wedding reception, and her kid is actually born. She really struggled with telling him, but did, albeit prompted.

I can't believe I'm being even vaguely nice about her.

Why are they (Gia and baby buyer but sure there were others in previous seasons) so slow about saying they have children? I’m a single mum and I would not waste a second of my time with someone who does not want to date a single mum. Likewise - I wouldn’t want to date a man with dc under 18 so would be annoyed if I was misled!

Definitely. I thought that too.
Can't wait to watch live tonight for once!
Surely we must have heard all of Tatertot's controversial opinions by now. Or are there more to come ar the dinner party?
No doubt he has opinions on overweight people and would expect his wife to stay in shape at all times....not sure how, if she had 5 kids to look after, and he wouldn't so much as change a nappy!

The series is coming to an end in Australia and there's bloody spoilers all over Twitter and FB that I'm desperately trying to avoid. Stay alert peeps!

I can’t believe baby buyer was allowed on this show with a child on the way. And him not telling Sam was so frustrating. He wasn’t saying Sam had to be involved in the child’s life from day 1 so just tell him FFS

As I’m on a diet, I’m only going to nibble on a biscuit when TateTot says something other than “masculine energy” or “feminine wife” tonight!
The manosphere robot will short circuit if it has third thought

Oh and he used the term “I’m pregnant”
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I know - really hard to avoid them on instagram!

Yet another good reason not to go on that shitty platform.

I don't know how anyone can bear it for more than a minute, with all that AI generated crap flying at you.

Are we all ready for tonight? I have wine, Bombay Mix and tiramisu!😂

Wine and sunbites crisps!

Im having wine! Been one of those days

Camomile tea, pepperami, Aberdeen Angus beef and Suffolk ale crisps 😋

I have baked Camembert with pita bread and wine - here we go!

Might grab a Gordon’s slim line g&t

I’m here! I made DD have tea an hour and a half early.

I am here. I am ready. I am poised. And I have booze.

I have bombay mix envy...at least I have wine, think we're going to need it....