MAFS AUS#9 No Spoilers… Military Tate hates the body count - get over here and shame him!

[Choux]

And go!

• I am not a fan of her btw I just don’t get this take.

Tyson thinks that he has a lot to offer purely cos he’s muscly. But a lot of women aren’t into that look and prefer ‘dad bod’. Who wants a man who’s down the gym all the time anyway.

I wish people could sue for the producers for pairing them up with toxic or wholly inappropriate individuals.

I can’t remember which country or series it was some time ago, but there was a woman who was clearly mentally ill and who was seeing things or hearing things. It was just dreadful them to have her on the show and I felt awful for her ‘husband’.

This is starting to get a bit comical now as it is clear the producers have:

1. Inappropriate matches where they know conflict will occur
2. Producers coaching people on what to say in the background
3. Sponsored by KFC - how many times have we seen people eating KFC this series!

The KFC bucket of fried chicken on the table looked revolting - can't stand the stuff!

Some of the choices of people for this series seem so extreme - they are choosing for maximum conflict and drama and not for any chance of a genuine match. A bit like how Big Brother became.

Joel is off the scale strange, aided and abetted by his weird mother.

Tyson is scary as hell. He only wants someone who he can control and boss about. Psycho vibes.

And Chris is going to get a baby soon?! Who would cope with that bombshell and be happy with this news?

I’m just catching up. Steph is bl**dy brilliant; she can really handle herself under extreme duress. What a petulant child Tatertot is!

And will someone please keep Bec away from the Prosecco; she’s a nightmare when she’s pissed

Yes, thankfully that was brief... I don't think they lasted a week. Although I think she presented herself as being 'mystical' rather than mentally ill...

The one who cried when she saw cows.

That's how it's coming across to me too. Like bisexuality isn't really a thing.

I think she admitted later that she'd been making it all up for LOLs. She was an actress.

Based on his wedding party, I reckon TaterTot has been surrounded by GI Joe Bros for so long that he is going to be genuinely baffled at the opinions and questions coming his way. Out of all them, I think his world is probably the least diverse of opinions - like living in an echo chamber - and I really REALLY hope he gets a rude awakening.

I can't decide about Joel - I think he is probably really kind but he does need to chill with the 'wacky' faces.

Bec should be removed. She is so desperate it has turned her a little bit mad. She will look back on this with deep shame in the future I reckon.

It’s hilarious that TaterTot is waiting for the ixperts to put Stephanie right. 😂

Seeing them make mincemeat of him will be even more hilarious. Shame we have to wait until Monday. I think Steph’s amazing.

What has TaterTot actually done to make himself appealing to Steph? Why the fuck would he think she would actually want him 🤣 oh because you have a few muscles -yawn! Constant criticism and accusation -ooo impregnate me immediately!
Both him and Chris (botoxed farmer one) are just there, trying to employ someone for free, to bring up their numerous kids!

-don’t get me started on both their attitudes to children, TaterTot saying at the reception “oh they’re only this big, you feed, water them, put them to sleep” 🙈
…and the baby buyer, who the feck did he think would be looking after these poor babies whilst he’s tending to the farm? Did he think he was buying pets?! 😡

If that's the attitude the child catcher has to human children, I worry about his attitude to his farm animals. He's playing at some rural idyll, while admitting he runs away to a city bolthole. He'd be a shit parent, and a shit farmer.

Yes, who actually is feeding the animals whilst he is running his fitness studio/ getting tweakments/ living his best gay life?

TaterTot, please I hope his arse gets handed to him by the ixperts.

I actually don’t think he’s a terrible human, it’s just his conditioning as a child, adult and then being in the army too. He’s a bit young to be out of the army though, couldn’t he hack it, was he kicked out?

He’ll have a farm manager or help.

Probably yes. And so he'll want a child manager too.....

Isn’t one of the children part share with his lesbian friend? Which will make things more confusing. . So selfish.

I’ve remembered who the child catcher looks like! The cleaning bloke off Sort Your Life Out with Stacey Solomon!

It will do when one spends time with their mother, and the other....doesn't.

It will do when one spends time with their mother, and the other....doesn't.

If I were Sam (?) I would go through the whole process, enjoy a break from work, the clothing allowance, the entertainment, then at final vows tell baby farmer to sling his hook, for being an absolute selfish little twerp!
To not expect that a new partner might want some say in an imminent life choice and to have a random guy from a reality show, you’ve just met, in the babies lives.
Christ -Dog’s Trust have more hurdles