MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

[Choux]

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Holy shit mother of groom

Take a shot for each me.

Why would his mum mention this in a wedding speech?!

Bloody hell - you know it’s going be to shit when we want Dean back 🤣

No.

Please.

Don’t

Bet he had nana bitty

Wedding not the place for the life story

Oh lord, he is Bitty!

That's why he wants 5 kids. A little Manosphere tribe.

Yeah!! All these women wanting these men realising they should have just kept it simple and probably would have got a better match

Oh god 🙈 mum, no, just no

What. The. Fuck….is his mom doing.

Girl no. Just no 🤦🏽‍♀️

Why is the mum slagging him off like that!

Jeez these 2 new grooms make the rest of them look like princes in comparison!

🤢

My bloody doorbell went, what did Joel’s mum say??

none of us would be able to function later if we did, lol

Yeah tonight will be the night Mel gets intimate with Luke.

Called him a gluttonous pig 🙈

It’s proof he’s had sex 5 times. #Goals

Watching MAFS makes me think I must have led a very sheltered life. I have never met people like these in RL! In 53 years on this earth! Where do they find them??

Tyson is a typical short service ex forces man.
Full of rage, judgement and pent up aggression.
Met a few like him before.
I'm wouldn't be surprised if he was discharged for behaving like an arsehole and is now hell bent on making sure everyone else he comes into contact with is as miserable and bitter as he is.

It’s like the whole family are clueless and just chat shit thinking they are funny.

i solely blame his mum for how he is today

And inferred he was breast fed for a looong time as he refused a bottle.

Oh my god.
He is literal fucking bitty.
I've just pulled my blanket over my head and announced to my husband I don't like it.
I feel so awkward in little old England nevermind in that room.

Nothing good

Basically said her son turned into a ‘gluttonous pig”

But she’s only just started her speech.

God knows what else is to come.