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MAFS AUS#8. No Spoilers. We are girls girls but if it’s ‘ride or die’ some of these girls are not worth the ride…

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Choux · 30/03/2026 21:15

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loveawineloveacrisp · 31/03/2026 20:48

I'm calling it now. Neither of these are going to last the honeymoon. Let's hope tomorrow's couple are more successful.

Columbidae · 31/03/2026 20:48

Wtf

SabrinaThwaite · 31/03/2026 20:48

HousePlantEmergency · 31/03/2026 20:43

Generally means they were left in a cot/bouncer for extended periods as a baby/toddler.
Might explain a few things...

My DC had plagiocephaly as a baby but it sorted itself out. Scott is on a whole new level though.

dillite · 31/03/2026 20:48

Is this guy for real? Does he think he is funny?

Appalonia · 31/03/2026 20:48

Oh God he's making it worse with every word he says!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 20:49

My toes are curling so badly I have cramp in my feet

pouletvous · 31/03/2026 20:49

Joel speech is all about him. Again

EmeraldShamrock000 · 31/03/2026 20:49

IAmKerplunk · 31/03/2026 20:47

He has so much anger boiling just under the surface. Men like him are dangerous

Yep, sadly they’re multiplying in the next generation.

Pianoaholic · 31/03/2026 20:49

Tumbleweed

IAmKerplunk · 31/03/2026 20:49

Oh this is painful

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:49

dillite · 31/03/2026 20:48

Is this guy for real? Does he think he is funny?

Bring back dean and his rapping! All is forgiven dean! All is forgiven

dillite · 31/03/2026 20:49

Juliette is gorgeous.

ABC0375056 · 31/03/2026 20:49

I'm sorry, did he just quote BORAT?

Columbidae · 31/03/2026 20:49

I feel sad for her realising what's she's been lumped with

pouletvous · 31/03/2026 20:50

Joel is very self centred

me
me me
me
me

dillite · 31/03/2026 20:50

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:49

Bring back dean and his rapping! All is forgiven dean! All is forgiven

Yes, agreed. Please bring back Dean!

MargoLivebetter · 31/03/2026 20:50

Make him stop!!!!! I wonder how much she wants someone wacky now?!

IAmKerplunk · 31/03/2026 20:50

Maybe he he will be ok when he isn’t performing and being so try hard?

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 31/03/2026 20:50

hoxtonbabe · 31/03/2026 20:49

Bring back dean and his rapping! All is forgiven dean! All is forgiven

I don’t think we’ve quite plumbed those depths yet

browneyes77 · 31/03/2026 20:50

Joel. You’re not funny.

And this isn’t really the time or place for shit jokes and a few skits.

dillite · 31/03/2026 20:50

Oh no. She's telling everyone about bitty.

pouletvous · 31/03/2026 20:50

He’s autistic

landlordhell · 31/03/2026 20:50

Is this a joke??

Peony1985 · 31/03/2026 20:50

These last two weddings are jokes. Why the heck have they let these two
in?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 31/03/2026 20:50

And now his mum!!!! Never been so glad for the adverts

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