MAFS AUS Thread 6 - UK Pace - NO SPOILERS please! In memory of Queen Expert Mel, we carry on watching!

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I'm looking forward to tomorrow night - I haven't seen any spoilers but I'd put money on Gia aka Pasta Tits trying to flirt with Danny. She's obsessed with Bec's relationship.

Good lord. This salted caramel vodka needs its own Instagram as it’s so famous that 2 years on it’s still getting a mention 😂😂😂

I thought at one point it was going to go to your father’s party or something. 😂

Ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

True crime is my go to, followed by sci-fi or horror.

I wouldn’t be so sure, he’d just try and make out that he knew I had eyes and then bluff his way through it.

I still say, if I’d done it when I first thought about it, I’d be out by now.

I had it on for 10 minutes whilst I was filing my nails and I swear, a bunch of my brain cells died. These people are dulllllllllllllllllll.

Brook left because of backlash, whether external or with the other girls I dunno.

Stevo and Rebecca should just call it quits. They don’t like each other at all.

Rachel and Steven’s kiss was the most awkward thing, hardly any tongues or anything, certainly not passion. And Rachel was happy with it. Confused.com. I love a good snog/kiss and maybe I’ve been lucky (I’ve dated a lot) most guys I’ve kissed doing tongues normally goes well.

My claim to fame (or not) my brother is in tv/film, though he now does less of this and more construction, he filmed promos for both MIC and Towie. This was years ago when they first aired. I tried to get him to give me some gossip but nada.

Think Brooke has been caught with a bag of gear

Omg yes! Would explain the sudden exit. But weren’t we saying they were on coke and it was moreorless said here that yes, drugs were on set/in apartments.

I'm watching beyond Chelsea 😄😄

Only for the shots of london though

That is 1000% why she had to leave, sorry

She couldn't handle herself on it, unlike willynose

Note this is not a spoiler. Due to previous series having drugs for 2026 they do regular testing, Brook was tested but just drunk apparently and Bec too but she said nerves and extreme weight loss.

I heard it but eyes weren't on the screen at the time- which Steve(n) was it as I'm not sure which is which?!

If it was the grey weasel then he's an even more repugnant rodent than I already thought.

After that interaction with Alessandra (and Rebecca of course) he's shown himself to be a truly pathetic little misogynist. Dull old twat.

It would make perfect sense and explain her behaviour.

Yes! Definitely.

Drugs on previous series?!!

Yes apparently so. Not sure what was done about it.

He said London, but really doesn't sound like it - some major bastardisation going on there!

I’m a bit behind tonight but I was mostly bored or cringing.

Alan bloody Partridge was despicable. I bet his ex-wife was watching feeling utterly vindicated. All the people he told she was ’too much’, ‘too emotional’, ‘too unbalanced’ will now know that it was him all along. Can’t believe he got lucky enough to have sex 4 times in his life. Yuk, yuk, yuk!

Other than him really struggled to care. Dinner party looks like it should be more entertaining tomorrow though!

No way is he from London, I am (South east) and he sounds like a mockney.

Alessandra handled him well I thought. But seeing as after it he forgot all about it then he has no self awareness and whatever else he’s lacking. Makes me ashamed to be his age. Well, I’m 54.

So intrigued by what happens at the dinner party from the clip. Deffo looked like Rebecca walked off and he was there red faced. No sign of Gia. I suspect she will be on fire because her bestie has run away and be out for blood. Not sure why Fox is still there, I thought we had got rid of him. I honestly was wondering if he was gay. He has been married something like 5 times and clearly women aren't working for him and he thinks he is above being respectful to them.

Have been quite impressed with the younger guys introspection so far, recognising the behaviour at least, but agree they need to do more to directly call it out.

I'm going basildon

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this 👍🏼