MAFS AUS Thread 6 - UK Pace - NO SPOILERS please! In memory of Queen Expert Mel, we carry on watching!

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I’m not at work Friday so I am definitely getting wine in for tomorrow!

I hope that isn't a spoiler.

😂😂😂😂😂

Ohhh… I’m off the wine too but might join you

Mine would just say ‘have your eyes always been that colour?’.

Yes. They’ve been that colour for the last 35 years.

I still have most of that bottle left 😂

It’s sitting on top of the fridge for super extreme emergency situations, where no other alcohol is physically available.

But given it’s so easy to order wine on Deliveroo, it will probably continue to sit there 😂

I love watching a good kiss on telly. But up close and personal - vivid memories of the washing-machine tongue guy, the guy that uttered a huge "mwah!" at the end of every kiss, the guy with awful breath, ducking the guy with appalling teeth .... Yeah, I'll stick with telly kisses.

If it is, I am a clairvoyant

For real! 😂

You and that bottle have lasted longer than all the MAFS relationships 😂

Maybe you’ll be forced to drink it if you ever get snowed in.

Well I’ve managed to lose a stone so far, but may just have a couple of cheeky glasses for the dinner party.

(Who am I kidding. I’ll end up necking the entire bottle 🤣)

Good point 🤣🤣🤣

It think that we have got to start passing that bottle around the thread. You know how you have a toy in primary that you take home for a week? Do that with this bottle and then have it watch the show with a different poster every week and write a story at the end of the week.

I think the show just wasn't worth it for Brook anymore. She wasn't into Chris. She sells herself as standing up for rights and supporting others, but it's entirely performative. When she got very drunk her real nature came out and with the other women backing each other against her she realised she wasn't going to be able to pull it back.

I mentioned on an earlier thread that she's from a wealthy background; she didn't need the show and in fact she could have damaged her reputation more if she stayed.

I’d rather traipse to the shop in my wellies in deep snow to get wine, than turn to the salted caramel vodka. And I fucking hate snow 😂

As long as I don’t have to drink any of it.

Well, at least he would know that you have eyes and it won't be something that he will have only just discovered.

Oh, well done you 💪🏻💪🏻

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There were quite a few people who liked salted caramel vodka.

It may not make not make it past person number one 😂

Who the hell commissioned this Made in Chelsea drivel? These people are so boring.

I shall be that first person!

I’m in South West Birmingham when you’re ready to come grab it 🤣🤣

Be nice not seeing it on the top of my fridge 😂

I’ve never ever watched it.

I switched over to Sky Crime to watch a crime doc. I’ll jump back to E4 when Gogglebox comes on

I’m rewatching Bad Girls! 😂

I got sucked into MIC a few years ago.