MAFS AUS Thread 6 - UK Pace - NO SPOILERS please! In memory of Queen Expert Mel, we carry on watching!

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Nah. Still on top of the fridge

I’d actually forgotten about it until it was brought up here 😂😂

He's definitely not from Kent. I will agree that must be from Essex as he looks like someone from Essex.

It was the grey weasel!

Oh dear he sits in such a camp way. Maybe he really is gay.

I was going to say he sounds like the gypsies who still sound a bit Irish to me.

Ahh, thanks- thought it must have been! Weaslier than ever🤢
Makes it even sweeter that she gave him a bollocking!! 🙌

Mea Culpa, I DID watch the next episode ( only because there was nothing on TV ) and, no spoilers, all I will say is WTF!! Can't wait for you all to see it...

Ooh I'm not that far from you. I claim your yummy vodka! Disclaimer, I've never tried it so I have no idea if its yummy, but I've never turned down a free drink...😂

Aw man I’m out tomorrow evening (for the kids’ sake, not mine).

Send the kids out with a responsible looking rat. Enjoy the show.

What did Chris do that’s made Brooke behave like this? Is it still his interview tape or have I missed something?

Just caught up… hmmm….

Boatboy & HeeHaw - I kind of get where each are coming from, but it’s doomed.

PastaTits & Airhead - that’s just built on sex and gossip, although I did like the way he called Mr Fox out. And go Alessandra!

DYK-WIM (D’ya kna wot I mean Danny) and Bec - glad he’s more comfortable but I’m still convinced her finger fiddling and jaw stretching are down to another substance. Looks like dinner party explodes for them.

Charisma & Grayson - no chance. She is delulu.

Mr & Mrs Fox - what an arsehole he is. She certainly deserves so much better. I reckon they’ll both write leave next week.

Chris & Brooke - glad she’s gone. I liked him and think he stepped up and owned his mistakes, trying to make amends. Maybe they’ll try and find the cynical him someone else.

Princess M-elf & Luke - they could be the surprise of the series.

Stella & Filip-Flop - didn’t see much of them so must be on track with no drama.

David & Alissa - love love them.

Roll on the dinner party!

She reminds me of Gollum with those ears! So Brook has left good riddance! wonder who penis nose will have to be a mean girl with now.

It must be difficult trying to be intimate when the filming crew are there I couldn’t do it

@Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain - not our age. He’s at least 74 😂

I won’t miss Brook.

What a choice! I’d rather live alone in the woods.

Weasel Steve is an a-hole. Gave us a full house in patronising, sexist bingo: “emotional, calm down, a bit much, blah, blah”. Unless he’s been done dirty in the edit, Mrs Fox seems really chilled, together and sweet. Whereas, Mr Weasel has the energy, charm and conversation of a wall (as Shirley Valentine would say).

And why did they instruct Boaty McBoatface and Rachel to kiss? Why didn’t they get the eye-gazing/hugging task? That would’ve been enough for him.

Personally, don’t think a snog is that big a deal and worth a go, but he’s said he doesn’t want to and is being coerced. She said she’d let him take the lead, but if he’d backed off any more, he’d’ve fallen off the balcony. While she grabbed his face and was much more into it.

And now she’s encouraged by it and thought it was a good kiss! IMHO, she needs to work on her self-worth and expectations. Seems she’s happy with anyone with a pulse.

All the rats around here are not to be trusted!

one thing I don’t get is in the teasers there was much storming and camera footage of someone leaving, but then they just announced Brooke has left and no camera footage.

She must have done a moonlight flit.

Rachel is going to go full on bunny boiler now. It’s terrible that he explained his reasons for not wanting to kiss her and they sent him a letter telling him to kiss her for three minutes. Gross.

Silver Weasel is projecting onto Rebecca. He’s the one who is there for other reasons if you ask me - looking for work advertising Tena for Men, etc.

Aww poor ol’ Brook, not getting the airtime she thought she deserved.
I bet she’ll be back in a dramatic way, when she’s thought about something to be cross about.
No wonder Chris looked a bit flummoxed

I was very surprised she left as thought she wanted more exposure. Chris wanting to be in the bath was a bit icky but all she needed to say was can I have a bath alone then do champagne afterwards.

What an arse grey weasel is!?
I really hope some of his exes see the reactions to him and his bull. I wonder if he has a pattern of breadcrumbing (oatmeal flaking 😁) and then throwing blame. Can’t imagine going through post-natal issues or peri, with a git like him.

Yeah, shared baths are very mis-sold in my opinion.
My daughter told me that her and her boyfriend like to have a Chinese takeaway, in the bath together!!! 🤢
Noooo! So close to the loo and soapy things!