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EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

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Southeastdweller · 24/03/2026 06:24

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

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the80sweregreat · 08/04/2026 21:08

Mark made a comment about Lauren once , but so far his stayed away from any love action.
Someone on here said he might be gay , but I don’t think he is .. Not many women around though are there.
Chelsea is single and not a relative , but she isn’t in it that much and is in the possible bride zone. Not that this means much .

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 08/04/2026 22:21

Shellingbynight · 08/04/2026 12:08

@storminabuttercup it did cross my mind that the Jasmine actress was playing it 'right', but I don't think so because there have been plenty of psycho soap characters and there is always more than that side to them, they tend to be quite charming while they are not doing their dastardly deeds. She is one-note-dead-behind-the-eyes even in run of the mill scenes.

I agree with you @Southeastdweller a quick painful death for Jasmine would work well for me!

@Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain I think there is massive evidence from everyone who has parented her that Jasmine is 'difficult' to say the least. I have no doubt she caused the death of her foster dad, we already know she killed Antnee, didn't seem bothered about it, and was fully prepared to let Zoe spend her life in jail for it. Case closed as far as I'm concerned!

I do think she killed Antnee. Not sure about killed foster dad, would be manslaughter anyway if proved.

She will get off though. Or a very short sentence, why?!

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 08/04/2026 22:24

the80sweregreat · 08/04/2026 21:08

Mark made a comment about Lauren once , but so far his stayed away from any love action.
Someone on here said he might be gay , but I don’t think he is .. Not many women around though are there.
Chelsea is single and not a relative , but she isn’t in it that much and is in the possible bride zone. Not that this means much .

You mean the bride at Christmas, max’s bride?

I know you all hate Bea but if she married Ian she could do a number on him like Stella, Cindy. But Ian is too cynical to marry again. I think. And the comedian actress Roni Ancona has left now.

the80sweregreat · 08/04/2026 22:32

Yes, Chelsea is one of the bride candidates NYD.
Those leaflets Ian did were in poor taste. I’m no fan of Jasmine, but that was low.

SnowFrogJelly · 08/04/2026 22:56

Guilty or not guilty?!

Shellingbynight · 09/04/2026 08:17

Not guilty (which we already knew from the spoilers).

Her face when the verdict was read is hilarious. She really CANNOT act. 😂

Southeastdweller · 09/04/2026 08:23

Today’s episode in general and the ending felt ominous in the sense that I have a horrible feeling Jasmine is going to be big part of the show for a while. I can see the love triangle crap going on for months.

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Eastie77Returns · 09/04/2026 08:30

How was this all done so quickly? A murder case that goes to trial usually takes minimum of 6-12 mths for the trial to start.

I agree with a PP that it’s Jasmine with the gun in the flash forward and she’s the one holding Lauren and Oscar hostage. I cannot bear the thought of her being around for another year.

Shellingbynight · 09/04/2026 08:38

She was only arrested in February yet they have built the case, got all the reports and she has been tried for murder and the verdict delivered in 48 hours.

We are back to terrible pacing where storylines go round in circles for months then crash to a sudden halt.

I think it will be her with the gun, and I think that will be her exit. She will probably have killed Sandra by then too. She isn't a character they can keep around longer term.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 10:34

I do feel sorry for the character though as have known a couple of adults who were kids in care. Not excusing what Jasmine did or didn’t do and her behaviour.

Nicola is turning into a big softie nice to see. Her with Nigel and Julie (I miss her now!) was lovely to see. Should show more of that, older people in homes being visited.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 10:35

Shellingbynight · 09/04/2026 08:38

She was only arrested in February yet they have built the case, got all the reports and she has been tried for murder and the verdict delivered in 48 hours.

We are back to terrible pacing where storylines go round in circles for months then crash to a sudden halt.

I think it will be her with the gun, and I think that will be her exit. She will probably have killed Sandra by then too. She isn't a character they can keep around longer term.

Have to agree with you re plot line but would they make it this obvious? Most of us have guessed this scenario.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 10:37

Eastie77Returns · 09/04/2026 08:30

How was this all done so quickly? A murder case that goes to trial usually takes minimum of 6-12 mths for the trial to start.

I agree with a PP that it’s Jasmine with the gun in the flash forward and she’s the one holding Lauren and Oscar hostage. I cannot bear the thought of her being around for another year.

Way too fast timeline. Do they think we are stupid?

and we can all see how Zicki and Joel will go but Joel is a very good actor so maybe he’ll be offski soon. Hope not.

Shellingbynight · 09/04/2026 10:50

Have to agree with you re plot line but would they make it this obvious? Most of us have guessed this scenario.

We had all guessed Jasmine was Zoe's daughter within a fortnight and yet they dragged it out till Christmas like it was going to be a big surprise. So yes, they would definitely make it that obvious!

Shellingbynight · 09/04/2026 10:52

Today's episode was really poor. Far too much Jasmine, trying to force different expressions and failing. I don't believe the 'poor little girl' sob story, she looked way too excited when she was describing Keith's death (although of course it is very hard to tell what she is trying to express).

I hope Sandra stays in Southend and doesn't stand at the top of any staircases...

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 10:52

Shellingbynight · 09/04/2026 10:50

Have to agree with you re plot line but would they make it this obvious? Most of us have guessed this scenario.

We had all guessed Jasmine was Zoe's daughter within a fortnight and yet they dragged it out till Christmas like it was going to be a big surprise. So yes, they would definitely make it that obvious!

Awww. C’mon scriptwriters. I like to guess! Even without this thread!

the80sweregreat · 09/04/2026 10:53

Who picked up the leaflet in Ian’s hall about Jasmine? That was a bit mysterious.
He did have a nerve, his own Mum helped to cover up Keanu’s demise and bury him under her cafe once yet his moralizing around crime in the area!
Not seen it today , but I assume she is out now.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 10:53

Shellingbynight · 09/04/2026 10:52

Today's episode was really poor. Far too much Jasmine, trying to force different expressions and failing. I don't believe the 'poor little girl' sob story, she looked way too excited when she was describing Keith's death (although of course it is very hard to tell what she is trying to express).

I hope Sandra stays in Southend and doesn't stand at the top of any staircases...

Yeah I’d like to believe the sob story but this is Jasmine we are talking about. 😬🙄😳

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 10:54

the80sweregreat · 09/04/2026 10:53

Who picked up the leaflet in Ian’s hall about Jasmine? That was a bit mysterious.
He did have a nerve, his own Mum helped to cover up Keanu’s demise and bury him under her cafe once yet his moralizing around crime in the area!
Not seen it today , but I assume she is out now.

Ian was hilarious. 5 wives. Just one less than Henry VIII. Glad he was caught out.

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 10:55

Shellingbynight · 09/04/2026 10:52

Today's episode was really poor. Far too much Jasmine, trying to force different expressions and failing. I don't believe the 'poor little girl' sob story, she looked way too excited when she was describing Keith's death (although of course it is very hard to tell what she is trying to express).

I hope Sandra stays in Southend and doesn't stand at the top of any staircases...

The actress is poor. Storyline not bad though. How many actresses did they see at casting? Surely there’s one better than this one…

Southeastdweller · 09/04/2026 12:30

Dawn Steele was the best thing about today’s episode.

So the powers that be are leaving the door open for Max Murray (Joel) to return in the autumn now that Vicky’s warming up to the idea of Joel living with them again as long as he’s changed. In real life she’d never want anything to do with the person who brutally attacked her and left her for dead and Joel and Ross would go off and live together, but almost anything goes in EE.

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Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 13:05

Southeastdweller · 09/04/2026 12:30

Dawn Steele was the best thing about today’s episode.

So the powers that be are leaving the door open for Max Murray (Joel) to return in the autumn now that Vicky’s warming up to the idea of Joel living with them again as long as he’s changed. In real life she’d never want anything to do with the person who brutally attacked her and left her for dead and Joel and Ross would go off and live together, but almost anything goes in EE.

Apparently so yeah. So far removed from real life.

the80sweregreat · 09/04/2026 13:29

Seems we are stuck with Jasmine and I can’t help thinking that having teens in a love triangle is just a ploy to try to attract younger viewers. I doubt it’ll work. Most people I know who are younger than me don’t watch it or any of the soaps.

Eastie77Returns · 09/04/2026 14:03

DD (12) recognises the theme tune of EE and says “oh mum’s watching her depressing programme now” whenever I put it on iPlayer😂.

I doubt younger people watch any soaps tbh as there’s so much competing content out there for them on streaming platforms etc. I told DD when I was her age we had four TV channels and kids TV was a few hours after school plus Saturday mornings. She still doesn’t believe me!

murasaki · 09/04/2026 14:59

I enjoyed Nic leaning into the Sharon Stone thing, and showing a softer side, but by christ I am bored with Jasmjne.

Fantasea · 09/04/2026 15:29

Gonnagetgoingreturnsagain · 09/04/2026 10:54

Ian was hilarious. 5 wives. Just one less than Henry VIII. Glad he was caught out.

I thought when Ian was trying to remember all his wives, it was like the saying 'divorced, beheaded, died...' to remember the order of Henry VIII's wives!

I'd forgotten about Sausage until he appeared today.

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